SMS Thread!!

[Rafael]

chuk lo manjiaan aa gaiyan garmiyaan

chalo chalye nehar tey, tay laa aaiye dubkiaan

kha kha aamb tay pee pee kay lasiaan

meray sajnoo tey wairyoon twanu sab nu

"Happy Garmiaan"

 

[Rafael]

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

 

[Rafael]

GIRLZ OF 1995*
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”

GIRLZ OF 2009*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

 

[Rafael]

Warning!!!!
Nifayat Pasand log ye msg na parhen.


Queen:
Jo 3 glass THOOK pye ga
Mein us se shadi kru gi.

Pathan 2 glass pee k ruk gya.

Queen: Kyu..Haar maan lii?

Phatan: Nahi "BALGHAM" chaba rha hun

 

[Rafael]

Marriage is not a word, Its a sentence-- A life sentence

 

[osamaziadxb]

Warning!!!!
Nifayat Pasand log ye msg na parhen.


Queen:
Jo 3 glass THOOK pye ga
Mein us se shadi kru gi.

Pathan 2 glass pee k ruk gya.

Queen: Kyu..Haar maan lii?

Phatan: Nahi "BALGHAM" chaba rha hun

pukhtano pase khabare ma ka wa ...weena badarla uskam zalima
(pathano k peeche lateefe banainge to khun peejawnga

 

[duhastmish]

Kabhi woh mud mud ke dekhte humein


kabhi hum unhein ...



Kyu ki exam mein aata tha na kuch humein

aur na unhein !!



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Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya
Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya

 

[Xeric]

FILM
"Loot lo Pakistan"

HERO:
ZARDARI, NAWAZ

HEROINE: SHERY REMAN

SIDE HERO: YOUSUF RAZA GILANI

VILLAN:
AMIN FAHEEM

CHARACTER ACTOR:
ASFAND YAR WALI

FRIENDLY APPEARANCE
ALTAF HUSSAIN

COMEDIAN
Sheikh Rashid

SUPPORTING ACTOR: Fazal-ur-Rahman

CHARACTERLESS ACTORS: Chaudhry Brothers

DANCERS:
Fehmida mirza kashmala Tariq


Dhamake dar MUSIC BY:
TALIBAN

ACTION BY
Pak Army

SUSPENSE BY: Chief Justice

FINANCED BY
Poor People Of Pakistan

 

[Xeric]

A stranger seated next 2 a litle girl on airplane. Stranger turned 2 her and said: 'Let's talk'

Girl: What wud u like to talk about?

Stranger: How about Nuclear power?

GIRL: very intresting topic. But let me ask u a question. A horse, cow & deer all eat grass. Yet deer excretes pallets, cow flat potty & horse clumps. WHY ?

Stranger: I have no idea!

Girl: do u really feel qualified 2 discuss nuclear issue when u dont know a siht... ..

 

[Salik]

.
.
He—proposing a girl…Hi darling kia mujse shadi karogi.

Girl…Tameez se bat karo

He—

Aslaam.o.Alaikum

Baji kia ap muj se shadi karain gi.

 

[osamaziadxb]

abba: itne kum marks ??..do thappar to lagne chahye..

baita: ji abu..me ne tu aj teacher ka ghar bhi daikh lya,..dono saath chalenge

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Papita baichnay wali larki ne sardar ko bohat mara.....

Kisi ne sardar se wajha puchi to sardar bola.

Ma te ena kya see k...Hello Madam



























Ek Pappi-ta-deo..!

 

[Rafael]

ek sabzi farosh pathan ke ghar larka paida hua.

Nurse: kitna pyaara bacha hai,

Pathan aadat se majboor ho kar: aur hai bhii bilkulll taaza..

 

[osamaziadxb]

aik sardar ne pathan se beti ka rishta maanga..

pathaan ne maar maar kar uska hulia bigaar dia..

maar khane k baad sardar g utha or bola

Khan sahib! to phir me inkaar samjhun?

 

[duhastmish]

Sardarjee wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs back.



Why did 18 Pathan go to a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed.