wow..take a look at that Indian news reporter in jf-17 simulator

[tmpid]

ye purani bat hai jab mery dady ki shadi nhi hoi thi indian gov ne radio per LCA bananay ka ilaan kiya tha.

Imran bhai galti maf, kya apke dadaji ki child marrige thee?
Just kidding sunke maza aaya.

 

[Imran Khan]

Imran bhai galti maf, kya apke dadaji ki child marrige thee?
Just kidding sunke maza aaya.

i don't harm ever jani

haan ye koi 1964 ki bat hai yaar mery dada ne shadi ki thi us wakt ram bhadur shastri ne ye ilaan kiya tha tab mery daddy ne bachpen se ye stori suni or hamy sunai 1980 main ajj 2010 main mery bachy bhi yehi suny gay lagta hai 2025 main mery grand sun bhi prototype 5 hi dekh saky gay

 

[saurabh]

Imran bhai galti maf, kya apke dadaji ki child marrige thee?
Just kidding sunke maza aaya.

You meant to say late marriage, I suppose!!

BTW, welcome..
The custom is to introduce yourself to the forum after joining, there is a section for new members.

 

[Imran Khan]

Imran bhai galti maf, kya apke dadaji ki child marrige thee?
Just kidding sunke maza aaya.

most most welcome yaar tum ne aty hi meri khili ura dee .any way my brother welcome on most best ever forum on defence on

 

[TOPGUN]

People stop this nonsense and trolling causing tension here ..

 

[sab]

Pahle 50​

PAF- phir wohi JF 17???? Duniyame aur kuch dikhta nehi hai kya aap log ko??? Rafale? Gripen? Kisi ka naam nehi suna???

GoP- Paisa koun bharega???? Tera b@@P???

PAF- Phir iska paisa kahan se araaha hai???

GoP-Long term credit de raha hai na Chini bhailog… banake bhi de raha hai…

PAF- Phir bolte ho joint venture????

GoP- Are shikh lenge na!!! Abhi screw tight kor na shikh liya. Baki kaam bhi shikh lenge.

PAF-Sukar hai ke who log banake diya. Local made hota to hum uske kareeb bhi nehi jata. Pakka udhar ka hai na???

GoP-bolato ekbar long term credit.

PAF- Are!!! Us udhari ka baat nehi kor raha hoon. Maal china ki hai na????

GoP- Are yaar! Mere baat pe bharosa nehi hai kya? Idhar sirf screw tight korta hai. Pura maal made in China hai.

PAF- Par iska engine komjor hai. Russiwale bhi kya engine diya!!!!!

GoP- Are bhai badal denge na. Yeh to sirf pahle 50 ke liye. Chini bhilog kaamyab hone hi wale hai. Insallah! Composite material bhi dalenga….Dekhna kaise phor-phor se urhenge.

PAF-Tob taq zindaa raha to wow bhi dekhenge.

GoP-Aise maat bol. Dekhna Aangrez se laake naya avionics laga denge. Radar bhi…Dekhna kayse shine marega…

PAF-Kob???

GoP- Are kuch din chala lena mere bhai. Pahle 50 ka hi to baat hai. Aur woh bhi laga denge…

PAF- W-O-H kya???

GoP- Are woh…jis se asmaan me urhte urhte tel bharte hai…

PAF- IFR probes…

GoP- Ha… Wohi….

PAF-kob???

GoP- baas! Jaise hi yeh 50 plane nikal jate hai….

PAF- phir who hi 50 ka chakkar???

GoP- Are tuje 50 mil raha hai iska sukar ada kor. Kitne bareh bareh power line me khada hai order leke….yeh aya bareh nawabjada…

PAF- koun koun sa bareh power????

GoP- Azerbaijan, Sudan, Zimbabwe…

PAF- Ek meherbani kariye janab. Yeh 50 aap in teenome bant dijiye. Hum log next 50 se start korte hai.

GoP- Kya bola?

PAF- Chodiyeji, kuch nehi…..


(P.S friendz plz take it as a joke)

 

[policecontrolroom]

^^^hahah, LCA = low Class Aircraft, thats wat think

And JF= Joint failure how about this..

 

[Wingman]

well why dont you take a look at your LCA Tegas

What is LCA Tejas???

 

[Pinditube]

ha ha very nice

 

[Imran Khan]

Pahle 50​

PAF- phir wohi JF 17???? Duniyame aur kuch dikhta nehi hai kya aap log ko??? Rafale? Gripen? Kisi ka naam nehi suna???

GoP- Paisa koun bharega???? Tera b@@P???

PAF- Phir iska paisa kahan se araaha hai???

GoP-Long term credit de raha hai na Chini bhailog… banake bhi de raha hai…

PAF- Phir bolte ho joint venture????

GoP- Are shikh lenge na!!! Abhi screw tight kor na shikh liya. Baki kaam bhi shikh lenge.

PAF-Sukar hai ke who log banake diya. Local made hota to hum uske kareeb bhi nehi jata. Pakka udhar ka hai na???

GoP-bolato ekbar long term credit.

PAF- Are!!! Us udhari ka baat nehi kor raha hoon. Maal china ki hai na????

GoP- Are yaar! Mere baat pe bharosa nehi hai kya? Idhar sirf screw tight korta hai. Pura maal made in China hai.

PAF- Par iska engine komjor hai. Russiwale bhi kya engine diya!!!!!

GoP- Are bhai badal denge na. Yeh to sirf pahle 50 ke liye. Chini bhilog kaamyab hone hi wale hai. Insallah! Composite material bhi dalenga….Dekhna kaise phor-phor se urhenge.

PAF-Tob taq zindaa raha to wow bhi dekhenge.

GoP-Aise maat bol. Dekhna Aangrez se laake naya avionics laga denge. Radar bhi…Dekhna kayse shine marega…

PAF-Kob???

GoP- Are kuch din chala lena mere bhai. Pahle 50 ka hi to baat hai. Aur woh bhi laga denge…

PAF- W-O-H kya???

GoP- Are woh…jis se asmaan me urhte urhte tel bharte hai…

PAF- IFR probes…

GoP- Ha… Wohi….

PAF-kob???

GoP- baas! Jaise hi yeh 50 plane nikal jate hai….

PAF- phir who hi 50 ka chakkar???

GoP- Are tuje 50 mil raha hai iska sukar ada kor. Kitne bareh bareh power line me khada hai order leke….yeh aya bareh nawabjada…

PAF- koun koun sa bareh power????

GoP- Azerbaijan, Sudan, Zimbabwe…

PAF- Ek meherbani kariye janab. Yeh 50 aap in teenome bant dijiye. Hum log next 50 se start korte hai.

GoP- Kya bola?

PAF- Chodiyeji, kuch nehi…..


(P.S friendz plz take it as a joke)

bus ker de mamoon it was good fun make one like this for LCA now

 

[sab]

bus ker de mamoon it was good fun make one like this for LCA now

Bhai woh to aap banyenge......yeh tariqa behtar aapno me ladne se ....

 

[Wingman]

use aim-120c5 and forget it will reach until his home.

bachy ko gher tak chor ayee ga

LCA tu BACHAY (Pilot) ki Jaan Lai Ga

 

[Wingman]

Pakistan and China have jointly worked with the avionics and the design of the JF-17. However, the most of the manufacturing was done in China because they already have the building based technology there. Pakistan i believe already got their and now will be building the JF-17 in masses. Contribution of China however cannot be denied they have worked more than us simply because they had the capability...nonetheless all it matters is JF-17 is in service...and LCA is still being serviced.

 

[Imran Khan]

IAF - hamy nay jet chayee

GOI . ye jo le ker diye hai in ka kya???

IAF ye to 50 saal purany flying coffen hai

GOI or jo nay liye su-30 un ka kya

IAF wo bhi girny lag gay hai aik aik ker ke yar.

GOI tum loggon ko chalana nhi ata

IAF to nay trainer le ker do

GOI trainer liye thy na uk se???????/

IAF wo bhi barbad hai.

GOI tum loggon ke hath se kuch nhi baki rahta ?

IAF acha ab tender paas ker ke 126 mmrca le do na uncle?

GOI un ko bhi tum log barbad ker do gay

IAF kasaam se nhi

GOI acha gher ke bany LCA le lo na 200

IAF ab ye lolypop nhi chaly ga wo to 100 saal se ban rahy hai mughy asli jahaz chayee.

GOI to kya LCA asli jahaaz nhi??????

IAF yaar mazak mat kero

GOI hum ne us per 200 crorre lagay hai.

IAF per mughy dimmy nhi chayee asli chayee sir jee.

GOI kis ne kaha LCA dimmy hai?

IAF LCA mazak tha 1980 main ajj naya zamana hai LCA kesy f-16blck52 ka samna kery ga? wo to border cross nhi ker sakta

GOI acha 50 ya 100 LCA le lo chahy use mat kerna

IAF haan ye theek hai hum log un ko repablic day ko ura leen gai apny risk per.

GOI acha ab ja ker koi kam bhi kero 100 su-27 ground ker diye un ki maintanance kero

IAF wo la ilag mareez hai un ko kabar khany bhego

GOI per wo to working horse thy na???????

IAF haan 2000 se phly ajj kabar ka maal hai

GOI sach boloon to india ko IAF DRDO OR HAL SE ZIADA KHATRA HAI CHINA PAKISTAN SE KOI KHATRA NHI.

 

[Imran Khan]

Bhai woh to aap banyenge......yeh tariqa behtar aapno me ladne se ....

BANA DIYA JANI