What is the biggest Joke regarding India and Indians?

[coffee_cup]

@Pakistani friends:

I was just wondering, what is the biggest joke regarding India and Indians? Here are some candidates:

1) Indians spending hours upon hours on Pakistan forums, replying on almost every thread related to Pakistan and telling us that they "do not care about Pakistan" one tiny bit..

2) Indians telling us that they do not care about Chinese investment in the region and yet on almost any small thing like a small building in Sri Lanka they go ga-ga.

3) Indians telling us, that India is the most peace loving country in the world

4) Indians telling us that India has never exported cross-border terrorism in the region

5) Indians believing that the heroes from Bollywood movies can conquer Pakistan in few hours time...

6) Indians believing that they will become super power in year 2020 and by 2030 they will have white servants in their homes

7) Indians firmly believing that their Vedic Science was so advanced, that they already had cosmic inter-planetary aeroplanes some 5000 years ago.

Hard to pick one of these. What do you friends think?

PS: Feel free to add more jokes.

 

[GURU DUTT]

8) indians want peace with pios land of the pure and its peacefull . khudmukhtar. ghairtamand citizens

 

[Icarus]

8) indians want peace with pios land of the pure and its peacefull . khudmukhtar. ghairtamand citizens

I don't know about that but (1) seems to be tailor made for you.

 

[jammersat]

an indian , a jew and an israeli tank walk into a bar , the bartender points to the back of the bar and says "the toilet is right over there"

 

[coffee_cup]

8) indians want peace with pios land of the pure and its peacefull . khudmukhtar. ghairtamand citizens

Are you a Pakistani, disguised as an Indian?

Because the question was directed towards Pakistanis,

I know that "India" is a fake country, but didn't know they like themselves to be called Pakistains.

 

[Post Colonnial]

@Pakistani friends:

I was just wondering, what is the biggest joke regarding India and Indians? Here are some candidates:

1) Indians spending hours upon hours on Pakistan forums, replying on almost every thread related to Pakistan and telling us that they "do not care about Pakistan" one tiny bit..

2) Indians telling us that they do not care about Chinese investment in the region and yet on almost any small thing like a small building in Sri Lanka they go ga-ga.

3) Indians telling us, that India is the most peace loving country in the world

4) Indians telling us that India has never exported cross-border terrorism in the region

5) Indians believing that the heroes from Bollywood movies can conquer Pakistan in few hours time...

6) Indians believing that they will become super power in year 2020 and by 2030 they will have white servants in their homes

7) Indians firmly believing that their Vedic Science was so advanced, that they already had cosmic inter-planetary aeroplanes some 5000 years ago.

Hard to pick one of these. What do you friends think?

PS: Feel free to add more jokes.

The biggest Indian joke are the Pakistani cyber warriors.

 

[Alpha BeeTee]

It's hard to choose but I'll go with 1..

 

[Foxtrot-Bravo]

Largest democracy, One of the biggest armies, Peaceful Nation (In terms of LOC too).

 

[Post Colonnial]

Are you a Pakistani, disguised as an Indian?

Because the question was directed towards Pakistanis,

I know that "India" is a fake country, but didn't know they like themselves to be called Pakistains.

Only the RAW people in Pakistan like to be called Pakistanis

 

[coffee_cup]

Largest democracy, One of the biggest armies, Peaceful Nation (In terms of LOC too).

Oh yeah ...right, more candidates:

8) That India is a secular country and the largest democracy in the world ...

9) India can carry surgical strikes in Pakistan, anytime she wants to. That will be a walk in the park.

 

[Erroroverload]

no 1
they r trained keyboard hitters with a mission to interfere in every PAKISTANI thread.
They don't get sound sleep(specially GuruDutt) if they don't spend 6 to 7 hours of punching there keyboards.

 

[Foxtrot-Bravo]

Oh yeah ...right, more candidates:

8) That India is a secular country and the largest democracy in the world ...

9) India can carry surgical strikes in Pakistan, anytime she wants to. That will be a walk in the park.

Hahaha boss, She .. I liked that compliment !!

no 1
they r trained keyboard hitters with a mission to interfere in every PAKISTANI thread.
They don't get sound sleep(specially GuruDutt) if they don't spend 6 to 7 hours of punching there keyboards.

And that too on a Pakistani forum.

 

[nair]

@ OP please tag those chronic trolls to make this grand thread a success....

Enjoy trolling........

 

[Post Colonnial]

I know that "India" is a fake country, ....

how did you know that? is that taught in your cooking lessons or religious studies? Couldn't have been geography, history or political science

 

[Aarush]

10. Indian think Pakistani will behave rationally at some point in future...

11. Indian think that one pakistani equal to 10..

12. Indian think that Pakistani are powerful and capable to lift their economy but do not finding their real strength

13. Indian think that Pakistani Armed forces are brave bcz they were part of British India before 1947.

14. indian think that Pakistani can send their own satellite in space

15. indian think that Pakistani can make at least one moped engine ..

16. indian Think that Pakistan is land of pure.

17. Indian think that Pakistani will realize and won't sell theri soverginity next time

18. Indian think that Pakistan will treat their minorities with equality.

19. Indian think that some Pakistani are intelligent......but ......

20 and at last Indian think that Pakistan now realized and won't surrender in mass like in 1971