Urdu/Hindi slang words and phrases

[Rajkumar]

i think every body is on board so lets play the game

Jhandoo == an idiot

chindi == stingy

magazmari == to disturb somebody by talking

raapchik == superlative of very good

it goes like this "kya raapchik maal hai " oh haan Maal/item/chidiya == sexy gal

waat lagna/g**nd marna/ ch*d jana/l*de lag gaye == something unpleasant happened
used after exam "yaar aaj exam main l*de lag gaye, tera kaisa hua?. other guy will reply "main bhi buri tarah ch*d gaya " then they will laugh together

hawa karab karna == fart

lots n lots are there cant remember all of them right now, par jab use karna hota hai toh apne aap hothon par aa jata hai