Two blasts before Bangalore IPL match, 15 injured

[SummerWine]

before any any serious investigation, i as an indian am announcing that it was done by ISI and the terrorist govt of pakistan is responsible, we have caught a suicide bomber alive(well actually almost), his name is ajmal kasab jr(son of a butcher named kajab), we have recovered his passport, yup the passport from the bomb site and its pakistani!!!, and he speaks hindi

the suicide bomber is believed to belong to ISI wing of MI(mission impossible) as he had come by a small fishing boat from karachi to mumbai which took him just a couple of minutes, he had used invisibility cloak to hide himself from the great bharati navy(the best in the world).

we will commence surgical strikes after we are free from this IPL season

SU 47 is right....you have good sense of humor

 

[Goodperson]

before any any serious investigation, i as an indian am announcing that it was done by ISI and the terrorist govt of pakistan is responsible, we have caught a suicide bomber alive(well actually almost), his name is ajmal kasab jr(son of a butcher named kajab), we have recovered his passport, yup the passport from the bomb site and its pakistani!!!, and he speaks hindi

the suicide bomber is believed to belong to ISI wing of MI(mission impossible) as he had come by a small fishing boat from karachi to mumbai which took him just a couple of minutes, he had used invisibility cloak to hide himself from the great bharati navy(the best in the world).

we will commence surgical strikes after we are free from this IPL season

You an Indian with a Pakistani flag ? no explanations required.