Things are really bad after 21 days lockdown announcement

[Mangus Ortus Novem]

Paa Jee: Koyi Desi Kukkarhi da vi gaana hae?

O PaaJee,

I believe manji de vich dang is rather correct method for these days... if the dang is still working that is...

Besides Hamza Cycle killed all Desi Kukkarian... so now it is going to be Brl. Chicken for everyone...Sorry!!!

 

[ghazi52]

 

[SIPRA]

My morning wood is nowhere to be seen.

In Punjabi, it is called "Mootar Hushiyaari".

 

[Nilu Pule]

In Punjabi, it is called "Mootar Hushiyaari".

Overdose of dhaniya. Why you recommend me Dhaniya

 

[Mangus Ortus Novem]

Overdose of dhaniya. Why you recommend me Dhaniya

Now you shall become IceMan!

Enjoy this one...and cheer up!

@Juggernaut_the_Gangu can sing like this because he is German! Oh, the High Alps...calling, calling...

 

[padamchen]

At first before making this thread thought I will pretend to be scared and make others feel scared to get some sadistic pleasure. But then I was got really scared real baad mang. And opened this thread with no ill intentions. Mother promise yaara.

You is right, Mard e Momin. I is very scared of dying. I don't what to do. My hands are trembling. My morning wood is nowhere to be seen. I want to live like forever.


Hold my hand I iz sacred bro

Everyone is scared.

 

[Juggernaut_Flat_Plane_V8]

Now you shall become IceMan!

Enjoy this one...and cheer up!

@Juggernaut_the_Gangu can sing like this because he is German! Oh, the High Alps...calling, calling...

Is that SchlagerMusik from Bayern? rest of Germany kind of finds it corny and cringy

 

[SIPRA]

Overdose of dhaniya. Why you recommend me Dhaniya

"Dhaniya" makes a person "Brahmachari".

 

[Mangus Ortus Novem]

Is that SchlagerMusik from Bayern? rest of Germany kind of finds it corny and cringy

Liebe Bavaria!!!!

 

[Juggernaut_Flat_Plane_V8]

Liebe Bavaria!!!!

Now let me introduce something slightly dissonant

 

[Nilu Pule]

Everyone is scared.

We iz weak kafir who fear death. Like I cry all day. I is pathetic.

I atheist too. No fun in paradise too.

 

[Mangus Ortus Novem]

Now let me introduce something slightly dissonant

Ja, ik weet het... mooi!!!

Eine kleine kitch!!

 

[Juggernaut_Flat_Plane_V8]

We iz weak kafir who fear death. Like I cry all day. I is pathetic.

I atheist too. No fun in paradise too.

I think there is no sex in the Christian Heaven...all the sex you get is on Earth only...That's why Christians tend to be so permissive...Upar toh kuch nahin milne wala...Fairies upstairs will just be cocadoodledoo tease


IMHO Mormons have the best plan

 

[Nilu Pule]

Ja, ik weet het... mooi!!!

Eine kleine kitch!!

Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!
Heil Modi!

 

[Mangus Ortus Novem]

Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!
Heil Modi!

We knowz...we knowz... dich is eine gros leiter!

Gut... nu marchen!!

Nilu the Nake Warrior with Blunt Kitchen Knife!!!