The I hate Elmo club

[JonAsad]

10 things I hate about elmo.

1. I hate his red fur/velvet/whatever

2.I hate his Oversized beady eyes.. They look much better with Big bird..

3.I hate his nose..for no reason.

4.I hate his skinny legs

5.I hate his skinny arms

6.I hate his ridiculous smile.. Is he high all the time or what?

7.I hate that throughout my college life I had to contend with keeping one in my car because of my little brother(and because the girls loved it and sat in my otherwise very unremarkable Santro just because to them it looked cute and made them say "Sho Shweet"...

8.I hate his voice.. shrill.. Kill the black dude who does his voice, or at least throw gravy pies at him.. Kermit is soo much better.

9.I hate the person who designed him.

10. Most of all i hate the 3 years I had to put up with him because I used to love sesame street except for this Monster..the cookie monster was way more adorable.. I used to hate his songs..Made me restless.. I still have nightmares about dancing elmo's.

Ah the Irony.. Both are now MODS

Hope we see some spicy moderation between them
One closing the thread, other re opening it.
One banning the user, other unbanning him

I think i have to join one of the camp now, just to be safe


p.s i am joking

 

[duhastmish]

elmo oh elmo where art thou ?


we need more post from you -

---people who really hate elmo can post their problem here -

issues such as : mod issues.

personal issues.

mid life crisis.

and elmo's fur shredding problem.

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And elmo you come and go - we need some posts from you cant allow you to be invisi all the time.

I REVOLT!!!!

 

[Elmo]

elmo oh elmo where art thou ?


we need more post from you -

---people who really hate elmo can post their problem here -

issues such as : mod issues.

personal issues.

mid life crisis.

and elmo's fur shredding problem.

---------------------------------------------

And elmo you come and go - we need some posts from you cant allow you to be invisi all the time.

I REVOLT!!!!

Hey...ooooh... midlife crisis.... hmm... who you hinting at?

How goes life otherwise? Don't like the fur-shedding ever-furry red monster?



P.s. what monster mod issues? Du, you trying to start a revolt here?

 

[Elmo]

Ah the Irony.. Both are now MODS

Hope we see some spicy moderation between them
One closing the thread, other re opening it.
One banning the user, other unbanning him

I think i have to join one of the camp now, just to be safe


p.s i am joking

Spicy moderation?

We are not even on the same forums

Funny thing is I don't know how to ban a user yet

 

[prototype]

Elmo is cruel.
Elmo is monster.
Elmo is red.
Elmo is fluffy.
It looks like a monkey.
His girl friend is here
The In house Monster.
Never seen her before.
Before she moderated my post.

 

[S_O_C_O_M]

I'm more of a cookie monster fan.

 

[Manticore]

elmo -- congrats for becoming mod --- hahaaha still not accepting friend requests

 

[Devil Soul]

I'm more of a cookie monster fan.

same here

 

[Masterchief]

same here

elmo has an eevvviiilll laugh, i hate its fur, instead i like crazy frog, all hail the crazy frog.

 

[Elmo]

I am glad my reputation has not preceded my arrival for so many forum users

I can be very, very, very mean if the need arises.

@ anti-body: i am an unfriendly person, and no still not accepting requests. One day when i become a mortal from a moderator, I will. I don't want reports on my wall

 

[RazPaK]

I am glad my reputation has not preceded my arrival for so many forum users

I can be very, very, very mean if the need arises.

@ anti-body: i am an unfriendly person, and no still not accepting requests. One day when i become a mortal from a moderator, I will. I don't want reports on my wall

 

[Mani2020]

I dont like dogs.. freaking scary. I just hate dogs. I dislike cats. I love fish.

Thats why you are so fishy

 

[S.U.R.B.]

Elmo never dies.

Even if he tries......

 

[Elmo]

Thats why you are so fishy

What... you have smelled up the Webmaster and know he stinks like a fish

So when did you meet him?

 

[Hyde]

I used to dislike Elmo but since we now have one as a Moderator

I have started loving Elmo's as I don't want to get banned any time soon

lol kidding, i never watched Sesame Street so have no likes/dislikes