The Burger Times

[z9-ec]

I came across something very interesting today.. For all fellow karachiites
Presenting,

The Burger Times

 

[z9-ec]

Defence Imposes Sanctions on Jauhar

Khaiban-e-Tom Cruise, Phase VIII, Defence - After several days of accusations and warnings, Defence finally imposed financial sanctions on Gulistan-e-Jauhar. ‘We all know mobile-snatchers are trained in Jauhar,’ said Defence’s ambassador to Jauhar, Tee Jay Khan. ‘After months of deliberation, we have decided to stop all financial aid to the area.’

Burger aunties and uncles alike breathed a collective sigh of relief after the decision was taken. ‘We should also stop helping out North Karachi and Nazimabad. We gave them Nando’s. Is this how they repay us? By snatching our mobile phones?’

FM91 and FM89 have also been told to stop broadcasting in the area as a punishment. ‘We will make sure they can’t listen to Jazz and Funk and all the other sh**,’ said the ambassador. ‘And this is also payback for FM107.’

There is already a plan to ban all cars smaller than a Toyota Corolla to enter Defence. This was further emphasized by the ambassador who said, 'Our Khaibans don't deserve these small and puny little cars. They are super lame.'

Furthermore, there have been reports of plans to build a wall to separate the burger and non-burger areas of Karachi. Upon hearing about this the regional Biker Boys Associations of Gulshan, Jauhar and North Karachi have all already started to device plans to storm the Sea View area in the middle of the night.

 

[z9-ec]

Burgers Demand a Province of Their Own

Defence, Karachi - Amidst the recent political drama engulfing the country, Defence Housing Authority today announced their demand for a province of their own. ‘If Siraikis can demand provinces of their own then why can’t we? We have lived under persecution for a long time,’ stated a press release today morning.

Most local Burgers feel insecure as they are surrounded by the indigenous Maila population. Geographically, DHA is surrounded by the areas of Mehmoodabad, Azam Basti, and Korangi. ‘It gives me shivers just thinking about it,’ said a nervous-looking Burger when interviewed. A recent poll showed that most Burgers were scared while driving in these areas. Most of them are aware of the fact that most mobile-phone robbers belong to the areas beyond Kala Pul.

‘We urge our Burger brothers living in the distant areas like Gulshan and Jauhar to unite and raise their voices. If we don’t stand now, our Khaibans might be taken away from us very soon,’ said a local elderly Burger who was dressed in really cool designer clothes.

Many have already started suggested names for the soon-to-be-formed province. Some have suggested ‘Burgershire’ while others have suggested ‘Burgeristan’.

 

[superNova]

where are burger boys of PDF or amreeki chamchas

 

[Safriz]

Good one keep it up

 

[yousaf goebbels]

in their province they should have a burger king instead of Chief Minister or i think Vulgar king would suit them more.

 

[superNova]

burger boy burger boy what you gonna do, what u gonna do when v come for u

 

[kugga]

and the sad part is only burgers are capable f writing such articles as you know saadee angraizee koi itnee achee nai hotee.... So burgers crticising burgers

 

[Patriot]

Thanks for the link - Pakistani Onion News

 

[z9-ec]

Thanks for the link - Pakistani Onion News

You're welcome. Glad you guys liked it.

Theres another one too..

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[pak-marine]

hearing all their complains and demands i suggest to form BQM (burger qaumi mohaz)