Suresh Kalmadi Ke Jokes Vala Thread

[Cityboy]

This thread meant for just fun only. .Posting some jokes about Corruption and kalmadi.

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Its amazing but true. If u rearrange the letters "SIR U MADE LAKHS", U get "SURESH KALMADI"

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BREAKING NEWS:Suresh Kalmadi tried to hang himself in cwg villege but the ceiling collapsed.

 

[Cityboy]

Ba ba Kalmadi, have you any shame. No sir,No sir, we are having a Common Loot Game. Crores for my partner, crores for the dame, crores for me too, for spoiling India's name

 

[Cityboy]

Q: How many contractors are required tochange a light bulb in Delhi CWG stadium?
Kalmadi: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)

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Whats common between kalmadi CWG committee and students???Ans: both start their preparations at the 11th hour

 

[Cityboy]

Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing thanx to Kalmadi. .unlivable conditions and fear for their safety

 

[IndianArmy]

Langurs have been Appointed to scare away Monkeys in VIP Areas, Kalmadis Visit In Denial??

 

[Cityboy]

Prince Charles is thanking kalmadi and is actively convincing the Queen to visit dengue hit Cwg Delhi, this may be his last chance to become the king!

 

[Cityboy]

"delhi cm Sheila Dixit to Kalmadi: Delhi badnaamhui darling tere liye!". "Sadkein bhi jam hui, CWG tere liye".

 

[silent hill]

[/COLOR]BREAKING NEWS:Suresh Kalmadi tried to hang himself in cwg villege but the ceiling collapsed.[/QUOTE]

hahahaahahaahh lols

 

[marcos98]

Look at the brighter side; the more countries pull out, the higher India is ranked in the final medal’s tally.


Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear for their safety.


Q: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi CWG stadium?
A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)

 

[Cityboy]

 "Suresh Kalmadi must be the first choice if ISRO goes for trial and error experiments for manned space mission,

 

[SpArK]

AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the letters "Sir U made lakhs" you get "SURESH KALMADI!!!"

 

[marcos98]

Prince Charles is actively convincing the Queen to visit dengue hit Delhi, this may be his last chance to become the king!


Thanks to Guernsey and Jersey for threatening to pull out of games! We now know these countries existed!


Ek waqt aisa aayega, kalmadi bhi sharmayega.........wah wah!!

 

[Cityboy]

Snake found in atheletes room. Kalmadi says he instructed the valets to entertain the guests with tea and snakes.

 

[marcos98]

 

[SpArK]

Next edition of CWG will be called KWG, Kalmadi Wealth Games