Stupid & Funny from Around the World :Continued

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[Well.wisher]

ھا ھا ھا ھا ھا
بلکل یہی تو کر رہے ہیں ہم۔ جوانی کو بھر پور انداز سے جئو ۔ جوانی پھر نہیں آنی۔

 

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[Maarkhoor]

ھا ھا ھا ھا ھا
بلکل یہی تو کر رہے ہیں ہم۔ جوانی کو بھر پور انداز سے جئو ۔ جوانی پھر نہیں آنی۔

Bharpoor andaaz se jeetey jeetey some time parents joota baari bhi ker detey hien....

 

[Well.wisher]

Bharpoor andaaz se jeetey jeetey some time parents joota baari bhi ker detey hien....

Hahahaha bilkul ..
Jootay b parte hain daanten bhi phir bhi im living my youth bharpoor andaaz se . My parents also laugh at stupidities I do but thts ryt unki khushi mri khushi ..

 

[Maarkhoor]

A LESSON IN MORALS

One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story.

Little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road."

When the teacher asked for the moral of the story, Suzy replied, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."

Little Lucy went next. "My dad owns a farm too. Every weekend we take the chickeneggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only eight of the 12 eggs hatched."

Again, the teacher asked for the moral of the story.

Lucy replied, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."

Next up was little Johnny. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed but could only take a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down, he drank the case of beer. Then he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but then he ran out of bullets! So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. Then the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands."

The teacher looked a little shocked. After clearing her throat, she asked what possible moral there could be to this story.

"Well," Johnny replied, "Don't f**k with Uncle Ted when he's been drinking."
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LITTLE JOHNNY... THE MOUSE

Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed.

Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?"

His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed."

Little Johnny replies, "What are you gonna do -- screw him?"

 

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[dexter]

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