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Ya ALLAH ! Give me Strength to
pay my,

(1). Income Tax
(2). General Sales Tax
(3). Capital Value Tax
(4). Value Added Tax
(5). Central Sales Tax
(6). Service Tax
(7). Fuel Adjustment Charges
(8). Petrol Levy
(9). Excise Duty
(10). Customs Duty
(11). Octroi Tax (tax levied on entry of goods into municipal area)
(12). TDS Tax (tex deduction at source)
(13). Employment Status Indicator Tax (ESI Tax)
(14). Property Tax
(15). Government Stamp Duty
(16). Aabiana (tax on water for agricultural land)
(17). Ushr
(18). Zakat (deducted on money from the banks)
(19). Dhal Tax
(20). Local Cess
(21). PTV License
(22). Parking Fee (at least 5 times a day)
(23). Capital Gains Tax (CGT)
(24). Water Tax
(25). Flood Tax (for heavens sake - there are no floods now)
(26). Professional Tax
(27). Road Tax
(28). Toll Gate Fee
(29). Securities Transaction Tax (STT)
(30). Education Cess
(31). Wealth Tax
(32). Transient Occupancy Tax (TOT)
(33). Congestion Levy Complusory Deduction
(34). Super Tax
(35) With holding taxes
(36) Advance Tax
(37) Secp levy
and also toufeeq to pay
(a). Heavy Education Fees
(b). Donations at schools
(c). Chandas at Mosques etc
(d). Beggers Black Mailing at every Road Corner
(e). Petrol price increasing every month.
(f). Electricity, Gas and other Bills with ever increasing rate every other month.
O' my Lord - If I have some money left then I will try to boost my business to pay more to FBR employees, government officials etc

یہ سب لینے کے بعد بھی دنیا سے قرض لینے کے لیے کہا جاتا ہے پاکستانی ٹیکس نہیں دیتے- اللہ ہمارے حکمرانوں کو ہدایت دے-





اس دفعہ ایف بی آر والے بھیس بدل کر مویشی منڈی میں جانور بیچنے آئینگے۔
جانور کے ساتھ ہی ٹیکس کی پرچی تھما دینگے۔
قصائی ٹیکس
صفائی ٹیکس
محلّے میں جانور کھڑا کرنے کا فی گھنٹہ کے حساب سے
ٹیکس وغیرہ وغیرہ۔
 
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