Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[air marshal]

 

[United]

God: What do you want?
Boy: A very beautiful girl.
God: If you are muslim, I'll give you "Katrina".
If you are hindu, I'll give you "Kareena".
If you are sikh, I'll give you "Anushka" and if you are christian, I'll give you "Genelia".
What's your name?
Boy: Abdul Vijay Singh Fernandes.
God to his angel: "Mayawati" de saale ko, jyada smart ban raha hai.

Katrina is not muslim.

 

[air marshal]

 

[EAK]

 

[air marshal]

 

[alikazmi007]

oops, multiple entries

 

[alikazmi007]

"ANYONE SEEN MY CONTACT LENSE!"

NO, not that.
Just the last min checks.....
haircut .........check
khakis..........check
zipper ..........check????
'cause, you know you don't wanna be on a security detail while the ventilator window is open, stuff like that!

 

[air marshal]

 

[KS]

 

[dexter]

 

[BATMAN]

 

[Riea]

 

[subanday]

Its written KIDS MINAR, its minar or Tower in english...funny????

No prizes for guessing what the tower on the right looks like

 

[Amolthebest]

 

[Koovie]

Sukhois flying over the paradeground......while MMS