Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[KS]

The first six and the second six are different cards.

 

[Punjabbi Munda]

The problem is, you don't know jack sh** of how these flag meetings are conducted. Probably the Indian Brigadier was new and and that is why he was wearing his badges. Usually the SOP is, for these flag meetings the officers borrow shirts from the Jawans. So the opposing side does not get to know your name and your rank. Look at the other senior Indian officers, they are not wearing their ranks and most likely their name tags are removed. This is not Wagha Border where the officers on both sides greet each other with full ranks and badges, this is active warzone.

So brigadier level meeting it was,and they were trying to hide the ranks?o.0?
Brigadier level meeting,doesn't it tell the rank already?

 

[Arav_Rana]

 

[WAQAS119]

 

[Tehmasib]

 

[subanday]

@Koovie, please sharad ki pic badal do, at first the impression is "what we indians have" is the size between his finger and thumb....

 

[Pukhtoon]

@Koovie, please sharad ki pic badal do, at first the impression is "what we indians have" is the size between his finger and thumb....

lol

 

[RPK]

அது சும்மா தானே போயிகிட்டு இருக்கு , நீ ஏன்யா wanted 'டா போயி back'க பஞ்சர் ஆகிக்குற

 

[Tehmasib]

 

[RPK]

 

[Tehmasib]

Molvi sb k mazy mazy .....

 

[arushbhai]

حد ہوتی ہے بیوقوفی کی۔
image photo shopped- thanks jang group

Should run these idiots over. I would run them over if I am driving a nice SUV. Wouldnt even feel bad or have any kind of remorse afterwards.

 

[Mujahid]

 

[subanday]

Should run these idiots over. I would run them over if I am driving a nice SUV. Wouldnt even feel bad or have any kind of remorse afterwards.

SUV nahein bhai, Al_Khalid MBT janab...leave nobody

 

[Crypto]

How it all started

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dorothy. And DotCom was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg… Indeed, she was often called Amazon DotCom.

And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"

And DotCom replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. The sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dott have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent.

To prevent neighbouring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, DotCom devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP).

And the young men did take to DotCom's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS.

And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. Indeed he did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.

And DotCom did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be known.

He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."
And DotCom replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators."
"YAHOO," said Abraham.

And because it was DotCom's idea, they named it YAHOO DotCom. Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using DotCom's drums to locate things around the countryside.

It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE). That is how it all began. And that's the truth....