Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[DRaisinHerald]

 

[VelocuR]

Just reading newspaper, I saw stupid picture and headlines. See below

Monday- Karachi violences

Tuesday- No Energy loadshedding

Wednesday- People killed their family members

Thursday- Jail Outbreak in Bannu

Saturday- Avalanches Sachien

Sunday- Withdraw troops from Sachien

 

[Aryavart]

hahaha...pak leaders..khuda bachae inse...thanks for being in pakistan

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

Happenin to me right now.. i havent studied the whole year... and my first year law paper is on may 10th.. and im plannin to study since the last 10 days..

 

[DRaisinHerald]

 

[DRaisinHerald]

Haha, begger clothes in China and fashion in America

 

[S.U.R.B.]

Haha, begger clothes in China and fashion in America

Isn't it what the Fashion industry claims that they know the needs of everyone.

 

[MastanKhan]

Hi,

The 'physics' is not that simple---it is HOW THE WEIGHT IS DISTRIBUTED and how the item in question 'melts' into you, that makes it easy to be picked up.

Plus the gas cylinder won't put her arms around your neck to get a boost. What do you say?

What happened? I don't know the real story.....

Hi,

So, I am watching CNN---they are airing this live story as to how the americans woulkd land on somali beaches and as they land---they would detain every individual they come acros and search them for weapons---thus neutralizing any threat----detaining means arresting.

The idiots forgot---that it is okay to be arrested and detained temporarily in the u s---because it is a norm----but not in somalia---. In our culture---being arrested and detained is degrading and humialiting---thus calling for revenge----.

So---cnn had the camera on and shows the american soldiers klanding on the beaches and moving towards somalis and searching them---and on the side of the screen were pakistani UN troops already deployed with their weapons drawn waiting fro the landing by the american troops----.

In the next airing of the news---it was photo cropped---pakistani troops were not in the picture any more.

 

[RazPaK]

Not sure if somebody already posted this.

 

[Filmmaker]

 

[Filmmaker]

Two ppl were generally talking

One had worn a titan watch and the other one rolex.

Ek ne kaha "Yaar kya difference hai teri aur meri watch me,

Tune 2 lakh ki watch pehni hai aur maine 2000 ki,

Par dono watch ek hi waqt batati hai.

Dusre ne kaha "Teri watch tera waqt batati hai aur meri watch mera waqt"

 

[Ajaxpaul]

 

[Filmmaker]

 

[VelocuR]

Zardari pink emotionally

Why we have garbages people?

 

[Filmmaker]

Laziness