Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[monitor]

Have you noticed anything else other then the woman ?

 

[Jango]

WTF was that, it happens, in the premier league in the last 7 years i have been watching, this has happened alot of times, but with slaps, not like this! LMAO.

Anybody sees Busquets regularly would know.

And also the one where Pepe went down after a side on side tug with fabregas, that was hilarious.

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Perhaps you haven't seen this ...

Barcelona Hollywood Cheaters - YouTube

3:03, LAMO, what a facking disgrace. They might be a good footballing, but have absolutely no ethos of the game.

 

[Imran Khan]

--
Hello,

Let me start by introducing myself, I am Mr.Alfred Mason, Attorney to your
late uncle. Before his death, he told me about his relatives living abroad
.Ever since he died in September 2003 i have been trying to contact you or
any other relatives who will stand as his next of kin to inherit his
£10million fixed deposit he made with NatWest Bank here in the United
Kingdom. The Bank called me last month to present to them the details of
my late client next of kin/beneficiary because the terms of the fixed
deposit will elapse on the 27th of January 2012.

The Bank wants to know if the next of kin/ beneficiary will want to roll
the fixed deposit for another 10years or make the withdrawal immediately.So
they have ask me to come up with my late client next of kin/beneficiary
details and decision on or before 27th of January 2012.

I made a lot of research before I was able to get your information, I will
want to know if you would want to roll the deposit over for another 10years
or make the
withdrawal immediately.

Please get back to me as soon as possible with your information as place
below if you wish to make withdrawal of your fund.

1. Full Names
2. Present Occupation
3. Age
4. Contact Address
5. Any of your proof Identification
6. Phone and Fax number

As soon as I get this information from you I will start preparing all the
legal documents that we are going to use for the application and also
disclose your late Uncle detail to you once I verify your information that
you are the rightful person i am looking for.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Thanks,
Alfred Mason(Esq.)

 

[Soumitra]

--
Hello,

Let me start by introducing myself, I am Mr.Alfred Mason, Attorney to your
late uncle. Before his death, he told me about his relatives living abroad
.Ever since he died in September 2003 i have been trying to contact you or
any other relatives who will stand as his next of kin to inherit his
£10million fixed deposit he made with NatWest Bank here in the United
Kingdom. The Bank called me last month to present to them the details of
my late client next of kin/beneficiary because the terms of the fixed
deposit will elapse on the 27th of January 2012.

The Bank wants to know if the next of kin/ beneficiary will want to roll
the fixed deposit for another 10years or make the withdrawal immediately.So
they have ask me to come up with my late client next of kin/beneficiary
details and decision on or before 27th of January 2012.

I made a lot of research before I was able to get your information, I will
want to know if you would want to roll the deposit over for another 10years
or make the
withdrawal immediately.

Please get back to me as soon as possible with your information as place
below if you wish to make withdrawal of your fund.

1. Full Names
2. Present Occupation
3. Age
4. Contact Address
5. Any of your proof Identification
6. Phone and Fax number

As soon as I get this information from you I will start preparing all the
legal documents that we are going to use for the application and also
disclose your late Uncle detail to you once I verify your information that
you are the rightful person i am looking for.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Thanks,
Alfred Mason(Esq.)

this is a new one. I usually get mails that I am secretary/right hand man/relative of some African businessman/dictator who has died. I want to invest the money or take it out of the country. Please help you wil get 1million pounds or something. Other favourite is that you have won a lottery or sweepstakes. I once also got a job offer mail. They asked to fill a questionnaire and then said visa processing fee is required.

 

[THE MASK]

 

[majesticpankaj]

Kuch lines jo hum future me definitely miss karenge ::

*Canteen chale....!*
*left wali meri, right wali teri..*
*Kitna hua saale....*
*Yaar Aaj saala alarm hi nai baja....*
*Class attend karni h kya....?*
*Abe kitna padha..*
*Rat k 4 he to baje he... ek aur game ho jai?*
*Oye kisme se padu yaar kuch samajh hi nhi aa rha..*
*Imp. Ques. ho to send karna....*
*farre(chits) bana le kutte....*
*Wo dekh teri wali....*
*Jaldi bol yaar balnce kam hai....*
*Yaar tere frnd se meri setting kara naa....*

BEST ONE **yaar chalna BUNK maarte hain...???** P

 

[Indus Falcon]

Have you noticed anything else other then the woman ?

ISI Agent at her 9 o'clock

 

[Frank Martin]

Have you noticed anything else other then the woman ?

Nice painting

 

[AHMED85]

I Think !!!
Osama bin Laden

 

[cheekybird]

 

[monitor]

ISI Agent at her 9 o'clock

Or RAW CIA agent

 

[Indus Falcon]

Or RAW CIA agent

Sorry they are not that competent!!

 

[darkinsky]

 

[darkinsky]

 

[Ambitious.Asian]

kya maskhari ho rahi hai...bhaiyo