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Translation please.
top picture about Dr Amir Liaqat a host on Geo Tv,
the poster goes about Pakistan
" A place where Ch Iftikhar is a Righteous & Just Chief Justice
A pious Person like Asif Zardari is president
and a faithful person like Nawaz is the prime minister
and "journalists" like Nazir Naji, Irfan Sadiqi & Atta Ul Haq Qasmi
intellectuals like Najam Shethi & Hassan Nisar
and people like Fazl Rehman are considered grand Mufti

then
if Dr Liaqat considers himself "islamic scholar" then why the big fuss? people make a mountain of a mole hill for no reason



= second about Chinese leader with Sherif brothers.
Chinense PM... and who is that?
Nawaz: thats my little brother, well known for his emotional rants & lies in his speeches
Shabaz: yes . yes thats me Show- Baz
 
Lawyer Sues Apple For Not Protecting Him From ****, Ruining His Marriage | iPhone in Canada Blog - Canada's #1 iPhone Resource

People sue for the strangest things in the U.S. and in this case, one Nashville lawyer has targeted Apple for not protecting him from **** (you can’t make this stuff up), which ultimately resulted in him becoming “totally out of synch in his romantic relationship with his wife” because of his Apple product, reports Above the Law (via CNET):

UNFAIR COMPETITION AND INTERFERENCE OF THE MARITAL CONTRACT: The Plaintiff became totally out of synch in his romantic relationship with his wife, which was a consequence of his use of his Apple product. The Plaintiff began desiring, younger more beautiful girls featured in **** videos than his wife, who was no longer 21. His failed marriage caused the Plaintiff to experience emotional distress to the point of hospitalization. The Plaintiff could no longer tell the difference between internet pornography and tangible intercourse due to the content he accessed through the Apple products, which failed to provide him with warnings of the dangers of online pornography whatsoever.

The above may sound like a joke but it’s not. The lawyer who filed the complaint, Chris Sevier, is suffering from “mental infirmity or illness” and is on disability inactive status by order of the Tennessee Supreme Court (this explains a lot). Time to put your iOS devices on lockdown, Mr. Sevier.
 
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