Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Pukhtoon]

 

[haywards]

 

[Pukhtoon]

^^^ i thought the same

 

[JonAsad]

 

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"I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor.
"Has she started to neglect you?"
"Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always neat, she keeps the kids out of my hair. She lets me choose the television shows we watch and she never objects to sex or says she has a headache."
"So what's the problem?"
"Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, "but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers, 'Die! You son of a *****, die!'"

 

[Zabaniyah]

 

[JonAsad]

 

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A man named Bill woke up on his birthday. His wife and kids didn't even say good morning to him. So, he left for work in a huff. His receptionist, Joanna, said happy birthday. "Thanks, Joanna. That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day." Bill relied, pleased. So he worked until his lunch break, when Joanna asked if he fancied a lunch. Instead of taking their usual lunch just outside, they went to a big beautiful bistro. " My apartment is just around the corner. Would you like to visit?" Joanna asked. "Sure, why not?" Bill replied. At her apartment, Bill sat down on the couch. Joanna said she'd be right back and stepped into the bedroom. Minutes later, she came back out followed by Bills family, friends, and co-workers. Bill just sat there... naked.

 

[IndoCarib]

 

[Don Jaguar]

 

[Saifullah Sani]

 

[Hasnain2009]

 

[Xeric]

Veena Malik needs Character certificate for India - Application in Defence Police Office Lahore. - YouTube

 

[BATMAN]

Veena Malik needs Character certificate for India - Application in Defence Police Office Lahore. - YouTube

I don't think police is right in blocking her character certificate.
Character certificate is related to criminal activities, and most likely she need it for asylum application.
I actually, see another false flag in making against Pakistan.

 

[SQ8]

Veena Malik needs Character certificate for India - Application in Defence Police Office Lahore. - YouTube

Pakistan's "Na jaiz" beti.