SMS Thread!!

[Xeric]

"Kia zaruri tha k main fauj mein ata. Meri umer k bht se larke universities nd colleges men parh rhe honge or men 22 sal ki umer men aglay kuch dino mein apna hath katva kr tarraqi ki dorh se bahar ho jaon ga.
Kis k lye? Un logo k liye jo ghaazio ki bajay singers ko ahmiat dete hain,jo ye tak sun nahe sakte k hum ne maut ko kahan ja kr dekha sirf is liye ke in logo ke aish-o-araam par koi harf na aye"

Lines from Capt.Ali Ahmed Shaheed's diary.

 

[Xeric]

1 Memon ko Zordar current laga wo door ja k gira Uska Beta bhaga hua aaya or Bola Abbu aap theek to hain,
Memon:Mujhe chor Meter ja k dekh Unit kitne gire;-)

 

[Xeric]

Girl friend: Aaj main tumhen woh jaga dikhaungi jahan mera appendix ka operation hua tha.

Boyfriend gets excited then girl says:
Ye dekho
"Agha Khan Hospital"

 

[Wounded Healer]

Received this SMS today, thought it was funny and quite true for us Pakistani Doctors. Here it goes,

Yeh doctor baney ga, yeh doctor baney ga
Yeh bacha jo taza deliver hua hai
na kapra, na paisa na pairoon pe kharra hai
na janey mujhe kiun gumaan yeh hua hai
Yeh doctor baney ga, yeh doctor baney ga

Yeh Abba ke paisoon pe palta rahe ga,
yeh unki gaari pe qaabiz rahe ga
yeh nursoon ki chik chik hamesha suney ga
yeh roey ga, jage ga, sau na sakey ga

Kabhi USMLE toh kabhi CPSP
Kabhi is ko UK se thudda parey ga
Na rozi miley gi, Na izzat miley gi
Yeh parhta rahega, Yeh sarta rahe ga
Yeh doctor baney ga, yeh doctor baney ga

Hamesha yeh logoon ka mujrim baney ga,
Dafa 302 mein yeh latka karey ga
Yeh doctor baney ga, Yeh doctor baney ga.

Dedicated to All Doctors.


regards,

 

[Hyde]

Wardrobe!

A lady buys some new furniture at Ikea. She reads the instuctions and builds the wardrobe. As soon as it"s built she a bus passes by and the wardrobe falls into pieces.
The lady tries again and 5 minutes later another bus passes by and the wardrobe falls into pieces.
The lady is furious and calls Ikea. Ikea tell her that they will send a worker to build it.
When the worker arrives he builds the wardrobe and says:
"Ok, I"m going to my next client."
To which the lady says:
"NO! Wait! You"ll see, as soon as a bus comes by it will dismantle itself..."
The man agrees to stay to wait for the bus.
After a while the man says that he better get in the wardrobe to see where the problem is when the bus passes by, to which the lady agrees.
10 minutes later the husband arrives and say"s:
"Ahh lovely honey you bought us a new wardrobe..." He opens it up and say"s: "SIR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
To which the worker replies:
"I"m waiting for the bus!"

 

[rosemary]

Night is longer than day for those who dream and day is longer than night for those who make these dreams come true!

 

[rosemary]

Smile a while & while you smile, smile another smile & soon there will be miles and miles of smiles...cuz you smiled...i wish your day is full of s-m-i-l-e-s...

 

[Xeric]

2 Pathan Ek Accident Me Mar Gaye
Frishta Aya Dono Se Pocha Kon Ho
Bolay Muslman
1 Se Pocha Naam Kia Hai
Bola ikhlas khan
Frishtay Ne Kaha Sura ikhlas
Sunao
Usne Jaldi Se Suna Di Or Bach Gaya
Frishtay Ne 2nd Se Naam Pocha Wo Preshan Ho Kar Bola
Naam To Yaseen Hai
Magr
PYAR Se Sub
KOSAR KOSAR
Kehtey Hein...

 

[Xeric]

HEIGHT OF POSITIVE THINKING...


REMEMBER:

No matter how bad you are,

You are not totally useless...

You can still be used as a
"BAD EXAMPLE" ;-)

 

[rosemary]

GooD DaY
Just for you
Must for you
First for you
Nothing to wish
Nothing to say
Always be H@ppy
That's what i pray
H@vE A NiCe D@y!

 

[Hyde]

Readers discretion advised

2 men went 2 a call girl
1st went in and came out n said

"Na my wife is better"

2nd went in and came out n said

"u r right ur wife is much better"

 

[Hyde]

Man sent SMS to his Boss:
"Me sick no work"

Boss SMS back: When i am sick i kiss my wife try it
2 hours later man sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet

 

[Xeric]

The sixth sick sikh's sixth sheep is sick.

(This is the World's Hardest Tongue Twister, according to Guiness Book of World Records) try it!.p

 

[Xeric]

In Memory of all those who love their boss!



A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.



"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.



The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you"
the
wife replies, "he died last week."



The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.

By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD
YOU
TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"



He replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."

 

[rosemary]

Dil ke dard ko zubaan par laate nahi, hum apni ankhon se ansu bahate nahi, zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho......hum antiseptic ke siva kuch laagate nahin!!!!