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Agar Pakistan ke logon ko akal hoti to kia hota:
Fazl-ur-rehman kisi school ka chowkidaar hota.
Choudhary Brothers kheton mein tractor chalaatey.
Sherien Rehman kisi tandoor per rotiyaan lagatii.
Sheikh Rasheed Bus conductrii kerta.
Nawaz Shareef arbioon ke oonth charaata.
Musharaff gun pakkar ker National Bank ke gate per kharra hota.
Altaf Hussain Busson mein Manjan Bechta!!!
Fazl-ur-rehman kisi school ka chowkidaar hota.
Choudhary Brothers kheton mein tractor chalaatey.
Sherien Rehman kisi tandoor per rotiyaan lagatii.
Sheikh Rasheed Bus conductrii kerta.
Nawaz Shareef arbioon ke oonth charaata.
Musharaff gun pakkar ker National Bank ke gate per kharra hota.
Altaf Hussain Busson mein Manjan Bechta!!!
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Potential /Reality
A kid asks his father for help on a writing assignment. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up thoughtfully and says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you've learned."
The kid is puzzled, but asks his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"
"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."
He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"
She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on $2 million bucks, but in reality, we're living with two sluts.
A kid asks his father for help on a writing assignment. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up thoughtfully and says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you've learned."
The kid is puzzled, but asks his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"
"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."
He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"
She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on $2 million bucks, but in reality, we're living with two sluts.
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Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He
must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get
that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bit@h rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment dey
gonna send me back to da joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He
say, "Bullsh!t, that watch Israel".
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me
to the pool hall.
11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle "Iraq, you break."
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on
stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife
Furthering your education with today's Ebonic word:
Today's word is "OMELETTE". Let us use it in a sentence:
"I should pop yo *** fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide"
must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get
that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bit@h rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment dey
gonna send me back to da joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He
say, "Bullsh!t, that watch Israel".
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me
to the pool hall.
11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle "Iraq, you break."
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on
stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife
Furthering your education with today's Ebonic word:
Today's word is "OMELETTE". Let us use it in a sentence:
"I should pop yo *** fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide"
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A few SMS about our military!!!
"PEOple think WAR is a competiton between
WEaPONS
PEOPLE
FoRces
OR
NATIONS
But its BATTLE of PRAYERS
B4 ALLAH
By
OUR MOTHERS
N
THIER MOTHERS
QuESTION is WHOSE SON WILL COME back with FLAG in hand or FLAG OVER BODY"
I WAS TOLD AT MY BIRTH THAT I DONT BELONG 2 MY PARENTS.. MY DESTINY MY DREAMS BELONGS only 2 PAKISTAN. Lets unite..... and be One!
PAKISTAN ARMY ZINDABAD...
PAKISTAN PAINDABAD ...
"PEOple think WAR is a competiton between
WEaPONS
PEOPLE
FoRces
OR
NATIONS
But its BATTLE of PRAYERS
B4 ALLAH
By
OUR MOTHERS
N
THIER MOTHERS
QuESTION is WHOSE SON WILL COME back with FLAG in hand or FLAG OVER BODY"
I WAS TOLD AT MY BIRTH THAT I DONT BELONG 2 MY PARENTS.. MY DESTINY MY DREAMS BELONGS only 2 PAKISTAN. Lets unite..... and be One!
PAKISTAN ARMY ZINDABAD...
PAKISTAN PAINDABAD ...
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I am a soldier.
A soldier join a force by passion, live by chance, love by choice & kills by profession.
Dont Love Soldiers, they die young.
All good Soldiers will go to Heaven, I dont want my teen age Queen, I just want rifle G3, Pick me up & take me to battle zone and if i Die, box me up & send me home,put all my medals on my chest,tell Mom n Dad i did my best,tell all the pretty girls not to cry,for Soldier i was & Soldier i die.
This kinda plagiarized...
A soldier join a force by passion, live by chance, love by choice & kills by profession.
Dont Love Soldiers, they die young.
All good Soldiers will go to Heaven, I dont want my teen age Queen, I just want rifle G3, Pick me up & take me to battle zone and if i Die, box me up & send me home,put all my medals on my chest,tell Mom n Dad i did my best,tell all the pretty girls not to cry,for Soldier i was & Soldier i die.
This kinda plagiarized...
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