oh my...congrats to me...main major ban gaya....aur abbu kehtay thay, main zindagi main kuchh nahin kar paunga...
Reminds me of a joke from Fifty Fifty with Zeba Shehnaz:
Beta: Ammi ammi mai paas ho gaya
Ammai: Oye beghairat, besharam behaya (slaps him on the head)....tere aagay peechay ke sab headmaster ban gaye aur to ab metric ke imtehaan pai paas hua hei?