SATIRE: Once the corona scare is over jobs in China will move to India

[Kamikaze Pilot]

Bannniya pehle hi apna hisaab lagae baitha hai
When it spreads in India it will be a blood bath they know it well

Hi Handsome!

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[PeacefulWar]

Without halalification of Chinese culture, China is doomed...This is where Pakistan comes in...2,000 years back coterminous Pakistan civilized China by introducing Buddhism to the Chinese...After the pandemic is over , Pakwatan will introduce clean halal culture to the Chinese so that China may reconcile itself to the world

I proposed this around six months back and I was accused of trying to stir ChiPak relations

But I am serious ....Pak is not the friend China deserves, but it is the friend China needs now

No no, Pakistan don't have the power to civilize China, only supa powa India can
India will civilized not just China but Pakistan and rest of world for us.
Mark my words, one day the whole world won't drink alcohol anymore, they will drink cow piss, imported from India by the way.
Cheers, my indian friends!

 

[Kamikaze Pilot]

Once the corona scare is over, jobs in China will move to India in the aftermath of this pandemic. Wary of Chinese sloppiness (evident during the corona drama) and impressed by Indian efficiency and resilience (also evident during the same drama), West will setup manufacturing units in India. Western investments will gradually increase. Unemployment will be completely abolished in India. It will be like how it was in Soviet Union viz. a small minimum salary would be guaranteed to everyone. In the end, it would transpire that the corona hoax was orchestrated by RAW – India’s external intelligence agency – in order to eradicate poverty. Just what is the secret of RAW’s Midas touch?

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@fitpOsitive

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[fitpOsitive]

@fitpOsitive

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I don't think.

 

[Qutb-ud-din Aybak]

Since China had already defeated coronavirus look like all Indian industries will shift to a safe place called China.

 

[Mangus Ortus Novem]

Has the global manufacturing relocated to India yet?

Why is this taking so long?

 

[SIPRA]

Has the global manufacturing relocated to India yet?
Why is this taking so long?

Was coming and had arrived, but faced lock down, so returned for the time being.

 

[Mangus Ortus Novem]

Was coming and had arrived, but faced lock down, so returned for the time being.

O yaar dildar,

Sorry to hear that locked down did that... but it might be the good Indians scared Industrilisation off...while they were trying to scare KhooniVirus...

Vel di kameez pat gai ae!

 

[SIPRA]

O yaar dildar,

Sorry to hear that locked down did that... but it might be the good Indians scared Industrilisation off...while they were trying to scare KhooniVirus...

Good point, Paa Jee. May be, it got scared from the high decibel sounds of Thaalis and other kitchen utensils.

 

[Kamikaze Pilot]

Once the corona scare is over, jobs in China will move to India in the aftermath of this pandemic. Wary of Chinese sloppiness (evident during the corona drama) and impressed by Indian efficiency and resilience (also evident during the same drama), West will setup manufacturing units in India. Western investments will gradually increase. Unemployment will be completely abolished in India. It will be like how it was in Soviet Union viz. a small minimum salary would be guaranteed to everyone. In the end, it would transpire that the corona hoax was orchestrated by RAW – India’s external intelligence agency – in order to eradicate poverty. Just what is the secret of RAW’s Midas touch?

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@padamchen

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Once the corona scare is over, jobs in China will move to India in the aftermath of this pandemic. Wary of Chinese sloppiness (evident during the corona drama) and impressed by Indian efficiency and resilience (also evident during the same drama), West will setup manufacturing units in India. Western investments will gradually increase. Unemployment will be completely abolished in India. It will be like how it was in Soviet Union viz. a small minimum salary would be guaranteed to everyone. In the end, it would transpire that the corona hoax was orchestrated by RAW – India’s external intelligence agency – in order to eradicate poverty. Just what is the secret of RAW’s Midas touch?

- PRTP GWD

@halupridol @vishwambhar @Surya 1 @black.cats

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[Kamikaze Pilot]

Once the corona scare is over, jobs in China will move to India in the aftermath of this pandemic. Wary of Chinese sloppiness (evident during the corona drama) and impressed by Indian efficiency and resilience (also evident during the same drama), West will setup manufacturing units in India. Western investments will gradually increase. Unemployment will be completely abolished in India. It will be like how it was in Soviet Union viz. a small minimum salary would be guaranteed to everyone. In the end, it would transpire that the corona hoax was orchestrated by RAW – India’s external intelligence agency – in order to eradicate poverty. Just what is the secret of RAW’s Midas touch?

- PRTP GWD

@jbgt90

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[vishwambhar]

@padamchen

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@halupridol @vishwambhar @Surya 1 @black.cats

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Yes certainly all business and jobs are going to come to India.... Do not have any doubt how the world is waiting to punish China once this corona is completely contained.... Read another fact about corona before China deletes it from internet

Corona unmasked
https://ufospotlight.wordpress.com/...-true-magnitude-of-chinas-coronavirus-crisis/

 

[Kamikaze Pilot]

Which is why indians invented cars, trains, aeroplanes, jets, computers, tanks, submarines etc.

Indians haven't invented any of these. But neither have Chinese but still they have manufacturing plants of Western companies in their country. Correct me if I am wrong.

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[Kamikaze Pilot]

Once the corona scare is over, jobs in China will move to India in the aftermath of this pandemic. Wary of Chinese sloppiness (evident during the corona drama) and impressed by Indian efficiency and resilience (also evident during the same drama), West will setup manufacturing units in India. Western investments will gradually increase. Unemployment will be completely abolished in India. It will be like how it was in Soviet Union viz. a small minimum salary would be guaranteed to everyone. In the end, it would transpire that the corona hoax was orchestrated by RAW – India’s external intelligence agency – in order to eradicate poverty. Just what is the secret of RAW’s Midas touch?

- PRTP GWD

@Maarkhoor @RealNapster @Asimzranger

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[RealNapster]

@Maarkhoor @RealNapster @Asimzranger

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I agree with you. Chinese reaction to the virus was really bad unlike India who not just contained the virus at its first day but also give the world vaccine to cure corona. Western world have restored faith in India now, they all will shift their plants in 1 year. Even huawei, OPPO will completely shift their manifacturing from China to India.