Pakistan's worst nightmare: A Jew, an Indian and an American walk into a bar...

[Ragnar]

It seems like a nice and orderly social gathering.. Shout slogans, burn flags, eat Naan and Qorma, and leave.

 

[xyxmt]

karachi me nahi dikhenge bhai. Go to America to see Americans and Indians drinking together.

I lived most of my life in New York
Even Indian dont like to go out with Indian

 

[Solomon2]

Those commandos were made to say the kalima before they were let into the Grand Mosque, so they were technically Muslim. It's all good!

Nevertheless the Americans and Pakistanis at the embassy were killed on the basis of an inaccurate rumor. The author's joke is both accurate and poignant.

 

[elitepilot09]

What an utter moron OP. Why are you going to instigate stupid behaviour?

 

[VCheng]

Nevertheless the Americans and Pakistanis at the embassy were killed on the basis of an inaccurate rumor. The author's joke is both accurate and poignant.

Ignorance, bigotry, intolerance and religious extremism are never a joke. Ever.

 

[jbond197]

Thats is one of the many wishes of Indian to walk beside an American in a bar, havent seen is it in my 30 years here, will die without seeing it.

The problem is you have never been to a bar otherwise you would have noticed a lot of Indian and American colleagues getting drunk in after work parties.. To be honest you are missing all the fun..

 

[HttpError]

Poor Baniyas and Their Obsession with Pakistan/Pakistanis

 

[acid rain]

Thats is one of the many wishes of Indian to walk beside an American in a bar, havent seen is it in my 30 years here, will die without seeing it.

Kind of an impossible feat for someone to monitor every bar and watch who comes in with whom and quite hilarious for someone to say out that he knows what Indians dream about..

This analogy wasn't meant to be taken in the real sense - rather in the geopolitical sense.

 

[jbond197]

I lived most of my life in New York
Even Indian dont like to go out with Indian

Lol, so who were those 20000 or so at Madison square stadium to greet India's PM?? Are you sure you lived with humans in NYC?

 

[pak-marine]

And the award goes to ......….……………


Disclaimer.

 

[qamar1990]

Obviously you're the sort of Pakistani Mr. Chaudhary has in mind.

yes the kind who calls solomon out on his bullshit?? your full of shit bro…. just admit that your a fucking indian. don't be ashamed of your heritage.

 

[Peshwa]

I lived most of my life in New York
Even Indian dont like to go out with Indian

Some of us actually live here, so please don't peddle your bullshit...besides what wud u know about social interactions in nyc from behind the wheel of a cab, eh?