Pakistani spy pigeon: The proof

[ghazi52]

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[nForce]

awesome pictures.. hahahaha

 

[ghazi52]

Message....

..“Sharam Karo Haya Karo, Hamara Kabotar Reha Karo”, Message to India from Wagah Border.........
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[Muhammad Omar]

“Sharam Karo Haya Karo, Hamara Kabotar Reha Karo”,

Camel (Musharaf) k liye bhi dua kro

 

[Hyde]

It's actually a planned strategy by Gutarghoon Khan to get himself arrested and incite for treason amongst India prisoners. He will come out with army of spy pigeons waging jihad on India. He also plans to destroy tourism in India by dispatching a brigade of pigeons to shit around the popular attractions.

Guttarghoon Khan, lol what a funny name

 

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[ghazi52]

Cassic chitrol...
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.Classic Chitrol Of Indians On Saying ‘We Caught Pakistani Spy Pigeon

 

[Shamain]

******** ab hamaray Ghuttarghoon khan ko Ghuttarghoon Khanna mat bana lena.

Aur waapis karo hamara pigeonoo waapis do warna modi kay ooper fire crackers phenk dain gay

 

[Green Arrow]

NADEEM F. PARACHA — UPDATED about 8 hours ago

Last week, Indian authorities announced the capture of a Pakistani spy pigeon. The Indian intelligence agency, RAW, claimed that the pigeon was specially trained by the Pakistani spy agency, the ISI, to fly into Indian territory on a spying mission.

To corroborate its claims, RAW released some photos (taken by a RAW parrot) that shows the Pakistani pigeon indulging in various spying actives in and over India. RAW chief, Roger Binny, told reporters that the photos also proved that the Pakistani pigeon (code name: Ghutarghoon Khan) had been conducting spying missions in India for many years, maybe even decades!

Below are the photos that RAW released to substantiate its startling claims.

Ghutarghoon Khan secretly spying on the pet ducks of the RAW chief ...

Ghutarghoon Khan seducing and then recruiting a female Indian pigeon ...

A Ghutarghoon Khan selfie taken outside a nuclear plant in Bihar.

Ghutarghoon Khan fighting a patriotic Indian squirrel. The squirrel's body was found in a fish pond nearby.

Ghutarghoon Khan polluting Indian river ...

Ghutarghoon Khan attacking an innocent Indian from the air.

PM Modi proudly exhibits a hat specially designed to ward off attacks by Pakistani pigeons from the air ...

 

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An ISI agent paying Ghutarghoon Khan money to conduct more ariel bombings in India ...

A Chinese scientist working closely with the ISI installing a micro-camera in Ghutargoon Khan's left eye ...

Ghutarghoon Khan disguised as a Bollywood actress ...

Ghutarghoon Khan disrupting a cricket Test match in India. Specifically trying to injure the world's fastest, deadliest, bestest fast bowler, Ishant Sharma ...

Ghutarghoon Khan secretly and strategically placed during Modi-Obama meeting ...

Catastrophic devastation caused by Ghutarghoon Khan ...

Finally, Ghutarghoon Khan apprehended and put where he belongs. The Republic of India is safe. Long live RAW! Ghutarghoon Khan's final words: 'My name is Khan, and I'm not a spy!'

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Nadeem F. Paracha is a cultural critic and senior columnist for Dawn Newspaper and Dawn.com

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[Shamain]

Green arrow there is already a thread on this in members club.

But just noticed the selfie infront of nulear plant lolololololzzzz omg omg that was so hilarious. I hadnt read nuclear plant before.

 

[baajey]

lol awesome thread

 

[vizier]

Jokes aside. The latest issues isis getting nuclear bomb , saudis getting nuclear bomb etc. somebody is getting unhappy about Pakistan's regional achievements like the increasing economical and strategical cooperation with China.

Also be careful that latest clashes in Kashmir region or another mumbai style attack can be used by India as a propaganda campaign to point fingers against Pakistan with generated evidence to reverse the situation.

 

[Green Arrow]

Green arrow there is already a thread on this in members club.

But just noticed the selfie infront of nulear plant lolololololzzzz omg omg that was so hilarious. I hadnt read nuclear plant before.

I like modi pic . I wasn't expecting this from nadeem paracha though

 

[Shamain]

I like modi pic . I wasn't expecting this from nadeem paracha though

Ya he sucks up to india quite a lot. Lolzz ya that was funny too,but ididnt know that by smoke he was showing the nuclear plant. Dehyan say nahi parha tha.

And lololz the one where isi agent is paying pigeon money.