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What you're not supposed to argue ! :o:

Guess my Jedi mind trick didn't work out after all ! :(

They never work on a Hutt:victory:.

Wait...

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Aw, crap:o:.

What if I'm not the Chosen One who will bring balance to the Force ! :cry:

What is my purpose in life then...? :undecided:

Your purpose in life? Pencil pushing maybe?

Or being adorable. Life needs cute people too.
 
They never work on a Hutt:victory:.

Wait...

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Aw, crap:o:.

Nah you don't seem like the Hutt type; I'd wager you're more like a Twilek if anything ! :undecided:

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Your purpose in life? Pencil pushing maybe?

Or being adorable. Life needs cute people too.

Adorable...me ? :o:

How dare you call the great Darth Lord of the Sith as being adorable ! :angry:

I am strength...I am power....I am vengeance ! :mad:

I am Darth Malgus ! :smokin:

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Or maybe I've lost my mind 'cause I've spent the last 3 days doing assingments and preparing for an exam and haven't had more than 3 hours of sleep every night ! :sarcastic:
 
How dare you call the great Darth Lord of the Sith as being adorable ! :angry:

I am strength...I am power....I am vengeance ! :mad:

I am Darth Malgus ! :smokin:

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Now that you're here on the Dark Side, can I interest you in a cookie?

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Nah you don't seem like the Hutt type; I'd wager you're more like a Twilek if anything ! :undecided:

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Well that's better then what my naughtier half says:angry:. Maddy says I keep my bangs long, even when the rest of my hair is short, to hide my yuuuuge forehead:o:.

Must be a Muun then:sad:.

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Or maybe I've lost my mind 'cause I've spent the last 3 days doing assingments and preparing for an exam and haven't had more than 3 hours of sleep every night ! :sarcastic:

:o: Take a day off!!! Stop enjoying the nightlife and enjoy the night time:lazy2:.
 
Armstrong, I've been having problems with my account since I logged off early today. Argh!!

Just look at the avatar if you're having troubles figuring out who I am. Sorry for the inconvenience:partay:.
@WebMaster , restore previous account please. Do not make multiple accounts.
 
اﯾﮏ ﺷﺨﺺ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺫﺑﺢ ﮐﯽ ﮨﻮﺋﯽ ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﻟﮯ ﮐﺮ ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﻓﺮﻭﺵ ﮐﯽ ﺩﻭﮐﺎﻥ ﭘﺮ ﺁﯾﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﮐﮩﺎ:
ﺍﺱ ﮐﻮ ﮐﺎﭦ ﮐﺮ ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﺩﻭ,
ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﻓﺮﻭﺵﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ : ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﺭﮐﮫ ﮐﺮ ﺟﺎﺅ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺁﺩﮬﺎ ﮔﮭﻨﭩﮧﺑﻌﺪ ﺁ ﮐﺮ ﻟﮯ ﺟﺎﻧﺎ,
ﺍﺗﻔﺎﻕ ﺳﮯﺷﮩﺮ ﮐﺎ ﺟﺞ ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﻓﺮﻭﺵ ﮐﯽ ﺩﻭﮐﺎﻥ ﮐﮯ ﺳﺎﻣﻨﮯ ﺳﮯ ﮔﺰﺭﺍ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺩﻭﮐﺎﻧﺪﺍﺭ ﺳﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ : ﯾﮧ ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﺩﮮ ﺩﻭ,
ﺩﻭﮐﺎﻧﺪﺍﺭ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ : ﯾﮧ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺑﻠﮑﮧ ﮐﺴﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﮐﯽ ﮨﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻣﯿﺮﮮ ﭘﺎﺱ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺍﺑﮭﯽ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ, ﺟﺞ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ : ﯾﮩﯽ ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﺩﮮ ﺩﻭ ﻣﺎﻟﮏ ﺁﺋﮯ ﺗﻮ ﮐﮩﻨﺎ ﻭﮦ ﺍﮌ ﮔﺌﯽ,
ﺩﻭﮐﺎﻧﺪﺍﺭ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ, ﺍﯾﺴﺎ ﮐﮩﻨﮯ ﮐﺎ ﮐﯿﺎ ﻓﺎﺋﺪﮦ? ﺍﺱ ﻧﮯ ﺧﻮﺩ ﺫﺑﺢ ﮐﺮ ﮐﮯ ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﺩﯼ ﮨﮯ, ﺫﺑﺢ ﮐﯽ ﮨﻮﺋﯽ ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﮐﯿﺴﮯ ﺍﮌﮮ ﮔﯽ?
ﺟﺞ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ : ﻣﯿﮟ ﺟﻮ ﮐﮩﺘﺎ ﮨﻮﮞ ﺍﭼﮭﯽ ﻃﺮﺡ ﺳﻨﻮ ﺑﺲ ﯾﮧ ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﺩﮮ ﺩﻭ ﺍﺱ ﺳﮯ ﯾﮩﯽ ﮐﮩﻮ ﮐﮧ ﺍﮌ ﮔﺌﯽ ﮨﮯ, ﻭﮦ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﮦ ﺳﮯ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﮦ ﺗﻤﮩﺎﺭﮮ ﺍﻭﭘﺮ ﮐﯿﺲ ﮐﮯ ﻟﯿﺌﮯ ﻣﯿﺮﮮ ﭘﺎﺱ ﺁﺋﮯ ﮔﺎ,
ﺩﻭﮐﺎﻧﺪﺍﺭ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ : ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﭘﺮﺩﮦ ﺭﮐﮭﮯ, ﺟﺞ ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﻟﮯ ﮐﺮ ﮔﯿﺎ ﺗﻮ ﻣﺎﻟﮏ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺁﮔﯿﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﮐﮩﺎ : ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﮐﺎﭦ ﺩﯼ ﮐﮩﺎﮞ ﮨﮯ?
ﺩﻭﮐﺎﻧﺪﺍﺭ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ : ﺁﭖ ﮐﯽ ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﺍﮌ ﮔﺌﯽ,
ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﻭﺍﻻ : ﮐﯿﺴﮯ? ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ ﺧﻮﺩ ﺫﺑﺢ ﮐﯽ ﺗﮭﯽ ﺍﮌ ﮐﯿﺴﮯ ﮔﺌﯽ, ﺑﺎﺕ ﺗﻮ ﺗﻮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺳﮯ ﺁﮔﮯ ﺑﮍﮬﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﻭﺍﻟﮯ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ : ﭼﻠﻮ ﻋﺪﺍﻟﺖ ﭼﻠﺘﮯ ﮨﯿﮟ ﺟﺞ ﮐﮯ ﭘﺎﺱ, ﺩﻭﻧﻮﮞ ﺭﻭﺍﻧﮧ ﮨﻮﺋﮯ, ﻋﺪﺍﻟﺖ ﺟﺎﺗﮯ ﮨﻮﺋﮯ ﺭﺍﺳﺘﮯ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﺎ ﮐﮧ ﺩﻭ ﺁﺩﻣﯽ ﻟﮍ ﺭﮨﮯﮨﯿﮟ ﺍﯾﮏ ﻣﺴﻠﻤﺎﻥ ﮨﮯ ﺩﻭﺳﺮﺍ ﯾﮩﻮﺩﯼ, ﭼﮭﮍﺍﻧﮯ ﮐﯽ ﮐﻮﺷﺶ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺩﻭﮐﺎﻧﺪﺍﺭ ﮐﯽ ﺍﻧﮕﻠﯽ ﯾﮩﻮﺩﯼ ﮐﯽ ﺁﻧﮑﮫ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺯﻭﺭ ﺳﮯ ﻟﮕﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺁﻧﮑﮫ ﺿﺎﺋﻊ ﮨﻮ ﮔﺌﯽ ﺗﻮ ﻟﻮﮔﻮﮞ ﻧﮯ ﺩﻭﮐﺎﻧﺪﺍﺭ ﮐﻮ ﭘﮑﮍ ﻟﯿﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﮐﮩﺎ : ﻋﺪﺍﻟﺖ ﻟﮯ ﺟﺎﺋﯿﮟ ﮔﮯ,
ﺩﻭﮐﺎﻧﺪﺍﺭ ﭘﺮ ﺩﻭ ﮐﯿﺲ ﺑﻦ ﮔﺌﮯ, ﻟﻮﮒ ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﻓﺮﻭﺵ ﮐﻮ ﻟﮯ ﮐﺮ ﺟﺐ ﻋﺪﺍﻟﺖ ﮐﮯ ﻗﺮﯾﺐ ﭘﮩﻨﭻ ﮔﺌﮯ ﺗﻮ ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﻓﺮﻭﺵ ﺍﻥ ﮐﮯ ﮨﺎﺗﮭﻮﮞ ﮐﻮ ﺟﮭﭩﮑﺎ ﺩﮮ ﮐﺮ ﺑﮭﺎﮔﻨﮯ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮐﺎﻣﯿﺎﺏ ﮨﻮ ﮔﯿﺎ ﻣﮕﺮ ﻟﻮﮔﻮﮞ ﮐﮯ ﭘﯿﭽﮭﺎ ﮐﺮﻧﮯ ﭘﺮ ﻗﺮﯾﺒﯽ ﻣﺴﺠﺪ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺩﺍﺧﻞ ﮨﻮﺍ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻣﯿﻨﺎﺭ ﭘﺮ ﭼﮍ ﮪ ﮔﯿﺎ, ﻟﻮﮒ ﻧﮯ ﺍﺱ ﮐﻮ ﭘﮑﮍﻧﮯ ﮐﮯ ﻟﯿﯼﮯ ﻣﯿﻨﺎﺭ ﭘﺮ ﭼﮍﮬﻨﮯ ﻟﮕﮯ ﺗﻮ ﺍﺱ ﻧﮯ ﭼﮭﻼﻧﮓ ﻟﮕﺎﺋﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺑﻮﮌﮬﮯ ﺁﺩﻣﯽ ﭘﺮ ﮔﺮ ﮔﯿﺎ ﺟﺲ ﺳﮯ ﻭﮦ ﺑﻮﮌﮬﺎ ﻣﺮ ﮔﯿﺎ, ﺍﺏ ﺍﺱ ﺑﻮﮌﮬﮯ ﮐﮯ ﺑﯿﭩﮯ ﻧﮯ ﺑﮭﯽ ﻟﻮﮔﻮﮞ ﮐﮯ ﺳﺎﺗﮫ ﻣﻞ ﮐﺮ ﺍﺱ ﮐﻮ ﭘﮑﮍﺍ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻟﮯ ﮐﺮ ﺟﺞ ﮐﮯ ﭘﺎ ﭘﮩﻨﭻ ﮔﺌﮯ,
ﺟﺞ ﺍﺱ ﮐﻮ ﺩﯾﮑﮫ ﮐﺮ ﮨﻨﺲ ﭘﮍﺍ ﮐﯿﻮﻧﮑﮧ ﺍﺳﮯ ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﯾﺎﺩ ﺁ ﮔﺌﯽ ﻣﮕﺮ ﺑﺎﻗﯽ ﺩﻭ ﮐﯿﺴﻮﮞ ﮐﺎ ﻋﻠﻢ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺗﮭﺎ, ﺟﺐ ﺟﺞ ﮐﻮ ﺗﯿﻨﻮﮞ ﮐﯿﺴﻮﮞ ﮐﮯ ﺑﺎﺭﮮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺑﺘﺎﯾﺎ ﮔﯿﺎ ﺗﻮ ﺳﺮ ﭘﮑﮍ ﮐﺮ ﮐﭽﮫ ﺩﯾﺮ ﺑﯿﭩﮫ ﮔﯿﺎ ﺍﻭﺭﺳﻮﭺ ﮐﺮ ﮐﮩﺎ : ﭼﻠﻭ ﻓﯿﺼﻠﮧ ﺳﻨﺎﺗﮯ ﮨﯿﮟ۔ﺳﺐ ﺳﮯ ﭘﮩﻠﮯ ﻋﺪﺍﻟﺖ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﮐﮯ ﻣﺎﻟﮏ ﮐﻮ ﺑﻼﯾﺎ ﮔﯿﺎ۔ﺟﺞ : ﺗﻤﮩﺎﺭﺍ ﺩﻭﮐﺎﻧﺪﺍﺭ ﭘﺮ ﮐﯿﺎ ﺩﻋﻮﯼ ﮨﮯ؟ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﻭﺍﻻ : ﺟﺞ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ ﺍﺱ ﻧﮯ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﭼﺮﺍﺋﯽ ﮨﮯ ﮐﯿﻮﻧﮑﮧ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮯ ﺫﺑﺢ ﮐﺮ ﮐﮯ ﺍﺱ ﮐﻮ ﺩﯼ ﺗﮭﯽ ﯾﮧ ﮐﮩﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ ﮐﮧ ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﺍﮌ ﮔﺌﯽ ﺟﺞ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ ﻣﺮﺩﮦ ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﮐﯿﺴﮯ ﺍﮌ ﺳﮑﺘﯽ ﮨﮯ؟؟ﺟﺞ : ﮐﯿﺎ ﺗﻢ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﭘﺮ ﺍﯾﻤﺎﻥ ﺭﮐﮭﺘﮯ ﮨﻮ؟ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﻭﺍﻻ : ﺟﯽ ﮨﺎﮞ ﮐﯿﻮﮞ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ۔ﺟﺞ : ﮐﯿﺎ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺗﻌﺎﻟﯽٰ ﺑﻮﺳﯿﺪﮦ ﮨﮉﯾﻮﮞ ﮐﻮ ﺩﻭﺑﺎﺭﮦ ﺯﻧﺪﮦ ﮐﺮﻧﮯ ﭘﺮ ﻗﺎﺩﺭ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ۔۔۔ ﺗﻤﮩﺎﺭﯼ ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﮐﺎ ﺯﻧﺪﮦ ﮨﻮ ﮐﺮ ﺍﮌﻧﺎ ﮐﯿﺎ ﻣﺸﮑﻞ ﮨﮯ۔ﯾﮧ ﺳﻦ ﮐﺮ ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﻭﺍﻻ ﭼﻼ ﮔﯿﺎ۔
ﺟﺞ : ﺩﻭﺳﺮﮮ ﻣﺪﻋﯽ ﮐﻮ ﻻﺅ, ﯾﮩﻮﺩﯼ ﮐﻮ ﭘﯿﺶ ﮐﯿﺎ ﮔﯿﺎ ﺗﻮ ﺍﺱ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ : ﺟﺞ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ ﺍﺱ ﻧﮯ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﺁﻧﮑﮫ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﻧﮕﻠﯽ ﻣﺎﺭ ﺩﯼ ﺟﺲ ﺳﮯ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﺁﻧﮑﮫ ﺿﺎﺋﻊ ﮨﻮ ﮔﺌﯽ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺍﺱ ﮐﯽ ﺁﻧﮑﮫ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﻧﮕﻠﯽ ﻣﺎﺭ ﮐﺮ ﺍﺱ ﮐﯽ ﺁﻧﮑﮫ ﺿﺎﺋﻊ ﮐﺮﻧﺎ ﭼﺎﮨﺘﺎ ﮨﻮﮞ,
ﺟﺞ ﻧﮯ ﺗﮭﻮﮌﯼ ﺩﯾﺮ ﺳﻮﭺ ﮐﺮ ﮐﮩﺎ : ﻣﺴﻠﻤﺎﻥ ﭘﺮ ﻏﯿﺮ ﻣﺴﻠﻢ ﮐﯽ ﺩﯾﺖ ﻧﺼﻒ ﮨﮯ, ﺍﺱ ﻟﯿﺌﮯ ﭘﮩﻠﮯ ﯾﮧ ﻣﺴﻠﻤﺎﻥ ﺗﻤﮩﺎﺭﯼ ﺩﻭﺳﺮﯼ ﺁﻧﮑﮫ ﺑﮭﯽ ﭘﮭﻮﮌﮮ ﮔﺎ ﺍﺱ ﮐﮯ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺗﻢ ﺍﺱ ﮐﯽ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺁﻧﮑﮫ ﭘﮭﻮﮌ ﺩﯾﻨﺎ۔
ﯾﮩﻮﺩﯼ : ﺭﮨﻨﮯ ﺩﯾﮟ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﭘﻨﺎ ﮐﯿﺲ ﻭﺍﭘﺲ ﻟﯿﺘﺎ ﮨﻮ۔ﺟﺞ : ﺗﯿﺴﺮﺍ ﮐﯿﺲ ﮐﯿﺎ ﮨﮯ؟ﻣﺮﻧﮯ ﻭﺍﻟﮯ ﺑﻮﮌﮬﮯ ﮐﺎ ﺑﯿﭩﺎ ﺁﮔﮯ ﺑﮍﮬﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﮐﮩﺎ: ﺟﺞ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ ﺍﺱ ﻧﮯ ﻣﯿﺮﮮ ﺑﺎﭖ ﭘﺮ ﭼﮭﻼﻧﮓ ﻟﮕﺎﺋﯽ ﺟﺲ ﺳﮯ ﻭﮦ ﻣﺮﮔﯿﺎ ۔ﺟﺞ ﺳﻮﭼﻨﮯ ﮐﮯ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺑﻮﻻ : ﺍﯾﺴﺎ ﮐﺮﻭ ﺟﺎﺅ ﺳﺐ ﺍﺱ ﻣﯿﻨﺎﺭ ﮐﮯ ﭘﺎﺱ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺗﻢ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺍﺱ ﻣﯿﻨﺎﺭ ﭘﺮ ﭼﮍﮪ ﮐﺮ ﺍﺱ ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﻓﺮﻭﺵ ﭘﺮ ﭼﮭﻼﻧﮓ ﻟﮕﺎﺅ۔ﻟﮍﮐﮯ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ : ﺟﺞ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ ﺍﮔﺮ ﯾﮧ ﺩﺍﺋﯿﮟ ﺑﺎﺋﯿﮟ ﮨﻮ ﮔﯿﺎ ﺗﻮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺯﻣﯿﻦ ﭘﺮ ﮔﺮ ﮐﺮﻣﺮﺟﺎﺅﮞ ﮔﺎ۔ﺟﺞ : ﯾﮧ ﻣﯿﺮﺍ ﻣﺴﺌﻠﮧ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ, ﺗﻤﮩﺎﺭﺍ ﺑﺎﭖ ﺩﺍﺋﯿﮟ ﺑﺎﺋﯿﮟ ﮐﯿﻮﮞ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﮨﻮﺍ
ﻧﺘﯿﺠﮧ :
ﺍﮔﺮ ﺁﭖ ﮐﮯ ﭘﺎﺱ ﻣﺮﻏﯽ ﮨﻮ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻭﮦ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺳﻮﻧﮯ ﮐﮯ ﺍﻧﮉﮮ ﺩﯾﻨﯽ ﻭﺍﻟﯽ ﺗﻮ ﺟﺞ ﺁﭖ ﮐﻮ ﺍﯾﺴﮯ ﺑﭽﺎ ﻟﯿﺘﮯ ﮨﯿﮟ ﺟﯿﺴﮯ ﺁﭨﮯ ﺳﮯ ﺑﺎﻝ ﻧﮑﺎﻝ ﻟﯿﺎ ﺟﺎﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ
ﯾﺎ
ﻣﻨﯽ ﻻﻧﮉﺭﻧﮓ ﺳﮯ ﺁﯾﺎﻥ ﻋﻠﯽ ﮐﻮ ﻧﮑﺎﻻ ﺟﺎﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ !
ﯾﮩﯽ ﺟﻤﮩﻮﺭﯾﺖ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﺱ ﮐﮯ ﻧﻈﺎﻡ ﮐﺎ ﺣﺴﻦﮨﮯ !
عنقریب یہی حال پانامہ لیکس کیس کا ہو گا
کیونکہ پانامہ کے حمام میں سب ہی ننگے ہیں​

@Zibago @django @The Sandman @WAJsal @Neutron @Moonlight

Funny but pity on our justice system.
 
This is so racist, but this is how you can say the N-word.
@Armstrong @WAJsal @Zibago
Since you live in the States
@Syed.Ali.Haider @Moonlight

Interestingly, even white use this word to call their other white fellows. Yes historically it was used for the racism means. But not anymore.
I have seen even girls using this word for each other. And this is a comedy show and I think everyone in audience seem to enjoy it.
 
Interestingly, even white use this word to call their other white fellows. Yes historically it was used for the racism means. But not anymore.
I have seen even girls using this word for each other. And this is a comedy show and I think everyone in audience seem to enjoy it.
True, blacks often use the word to address non-blacks too,
I let this boy in my class copy my work, and after he's done, he goes "thanks my n-word", and it was so awkward, so I just sat there.....
Then after I shifted to a private school, there was not even a single whisper if the word.
 
True, blacks often use the word to address non-blacks too,
I let this boy in my class copy my work, and after he's done, he goes "thanks my n-word", and it was so awkward, so I just sat there.....
Then after I shifted to a private school, there was not even a single whisper if the word.

In Pakistan or states?
 
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