Pakistan exposed: F-16 was shot down by India, here's what happened.

[war&peace]

China, turkey and jordan offer their F-16 to pakistan.

What is that?

and still they claim they have successfully isolated Pakistan while USA, China, Jordan, Turkey...all went out of their ways to help their buddy Pakistan... and still Pakistan is isolated.

 

[SecularNationalist]

CIA flew in highly sophisticated memory erasing pills from Langley, so that his memory could be wiped clean.

And we must put those pills in abhinandans tea .See that cartoon Gen GD bakshi was right

 

[Ghost 125]

trolling to this level should be banned by UN

 

[SecularNationalist]

LMAO

 

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https://twitter.com/x/status/1114600935081369600

 

[MikeZulu]

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[_Sherdils_]

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Hahahhaha @ Jahaz-ud-din

 

[war&peace]

trolling to this level should be banned by UN

 

[HammerHead081]

F A K E N E W S.

Also Americans cant count all they can do is 1 2 oh look a McDonnalds 3 4 lets go KFC ! This is widely known. Murici education system amirite ?

Also did you know Aircraft and Numbers were invented in Ancient India we ere flying planes since 2000 BC. What do these Muricis know huh ?

1 pure blooded Aryan Indian warrior = 300 Porkis !

1 Tejas = 1 US Navy Aircraft carrier ! It is known !

IAF got 9-1 KDA ratio vs USAF and RAF. IAF > USAF RAF PAF Israeli air force Russian Air Force and China Airforce COMBINED !

Porkis dnt even know how to land a plane. They can only fly planes into buildings ! Terrorist fail nation ! Dnt eva forget 1971 !

Jai Hind ! Break Porkistan into 4 pieshes !

See you all next year when India is a super power !

 

[Abu Zarrar]

source

https://twitter.com/x/status/1114564735477981190

Waqas is mossad undercover agent jenab
Journalist in Exile Waqas= JEW

 

[Reichsmarschall]

Waqas is mossad undercover agent jenab
Journalist in Exile Waqas= JEW

Fooock we are busted

 

[PakSword]

1. According to my sources in PAF, Pakistani F16 was shot down by Abhinandan. The story of the cover-up will shock every Indian and Pakistani. The day Indian war hero Abhinandan shot PAF F16, it sent shockwaves thru Pakistani and US establishment both.
   
2. Everyone knows Pakistan is run by deep state establishment and US is run by military industrial complex, so the very next day there was a very high level meeting urgently arranged to discuss this problem: The world must not find out Abhi shot a highly advanced F16 with a Mig21
   
3. Because if the world finds out it will destroy US weapons industry forever cuz instead of buying American weapons, Armies of all the countries will just buy cheap Russian weapons and send their operatives to India for training. This would have been game changing.
   
4. Even tho my life will be in danger for doing so and i have been specifically asked not to tell the details of the cover up, i have to. After PAF lost US F16, a high level delegation met in Sargodha.
   
5. Both Pakistani and US deep state members present at the meeting agreed that the story must be covered up and the only eyewitness was Wing Commander Abhinandan. CIA flew in highly sophisticated memory erasing pills from Langley, so that his memory could be wiped clean.
   
6. But because Abhinandan is a pure Brahmin, the CIA memory cleaning pills failed to wipe off his memory, they were useless on him. So they quickly came up with a new plan to fool the world.
   
7. Meanwhile, China Turkey and Jordan were all offering their extra F16s so that Pakistan could fool the world, we declined their generous offers. Because we had other plans and US was in on them.
   
8. Did you guys in India notice how Pakistani airspace was completely closed even after the air battles were over? And even though India opened their air space Pakistan didn't? I have proofs of all this and those Pakistanis making fun of me in the comments will be sorry.
   
9. You can check, it is verifiable. While India opened its airspace Pakistan didnt. Why? Because Pakistan was trying to fly in an extra F16 directly from USA. But not in the usual way. Let me explain a bit. How are F16s usually transported?
   
10. When an F16 or any other jet plane has to be transported from one country to another, it is either directly flown there or transported on a very large inflatable boat. Both methods are very extremely dangerous in this case, for example
    
11. Flying directly will alert all countries and radars on the way, and then everyone would know, so that was out. The Very Large Inflatable Boat (VLIB) method was also discarded because it would take a long time to transport. So it had to be transported by air!
    
12. And it was transported, part by part, every screw, button, wheel, ignition key, everything was transported separately. But how? Since 9/11 there has been increased security at US airports and F16 parts could not be transported in normal airlines like that.
    
13. Indian must also be wondering, why did this story come out now? What took so long? Why did Pakistan take so long to assemble an F16 from parts and US supplied assembly manual? It should have been easy and fast. So why did it take so long?
    
14. It took so long because the parts were not transported via a normal airlines. Lets just say they were transported by air couriers. To explain that i will have to explain a top secret Pakistani military plan from the 70s, and how we managed to smuggle in atomic bomb parts secretly
    
15. It all started in the 1970s when Pakistan had to smuggle in atomic bomb parts secretly. Everyone knows Pakistan didnt make a single piece of the atomic bomb,it was all smuggled. So how did we smuggle it?
    
16. Not by airplanes or Very Large Inflatable Boats (VLIBs), we started a top secret smuggling operation using highly classified air couriers. This was all done under supervision of Dr A Q Khan.
    
17. Indian border officials have had suspicions about our top secret couriers for years, but we always trolled them and made fun of them when they mentioned it as a matter of national policy to throw them off. it was always true. We had a secret weapon the world didnt know about
    
18. Yes, it is unbelievable but true. We transported F16 parts from USA to Pakistan tied to the feet of our highly trained courier pigeons and hastily assembled them in Sargodha. US team came for inspection after getting signal that we were ready. I have exposed this singlehandedly.
    
19. Im applying for asylum in various European countries because my life is in danger. Also, i will be taking questions now.
    
20. Addendum: PAF has inadvertently discovered that for every F16 we lose, we will be furnished another to replace it by US or Turkey or China, as a part of a grand conspiracy. This is the military equipment equivalent of bottomless coke.

source

https://twitter.com/x/status/1114564735477981190

Hahahaha... This is I call sarcasm at it's best...

 

[terry5]

Lol

 

[Foxtrot Delta]

who ever wrote this crap has very low IQ and educational standards.

 

[Reichsmarschall]

who ever wrote this crap has very low IQ and educational standards.

for the n-th time i am telling you guys its satire
mjhe pata ha garmiyan a gain lekin abhi itni b zyada nhe ayin thanday ho jao