Pakistan and China v/s India war

[nik22]

You just insulted me. I said, we need laughs.

ha ha ha. This is hilarious

 

[F.O.X]

 

[Pak_Track]

Indian army is best in d world.
We hav never surrendered in our history.
We can either b dead or victorious

Your behavior is that of somebody stripping in public. Someone tells you that it's wrong, you throw them your underwear.

 

[jaunty]

LOL this is as ridiculous as some of those articles by PKKH tv.

 

[khujliwal]

Indian army is best in d world.
We hav never surrendered in our history.
We can either b dead or victorious

We? Don't get me wrong but I thought you are a transgender sister of Tom Clancy based out of USA or from their puppet country. Please show correct flags sissy.

 

[rockstar08]

 

[Genesis]

Events leading to the war:
In 2019 Indian party BJP wins national elections and Narendra Modi becomes PM once again.
On 23rd October RAW chief briefs PM abt a secret meeting between army chiefs nd various imp people of Pakistan China Sri Lanka Bangladesh and Nepal.

He tells him that they r planning something big. PM begins a meeting of all three army chiefs and tells them to prepare for a difficult period coming. He tells Finance Minister to allocate funds for more military development.

On August 13 2021 President is briefed abt this situation as situation has become tough.

On 23 September 2022 Indian intelligence decodes the plan to attack India.

Plan is as such:
1.Pakistan will send 1000 infiltrators in Kashmir b4 eventual attack.
2.On 15 August 2023 Pakistan will enter from Punjab kashmir n himachal Pradesh n march towards delhi n China will march towards Delhi by attacking Ladakh and from uttarakhand.
3.Nepal will attack india on UP border.
4.Bangladeshi illegal immigrants will start will start slaughtering Indian people and Bangladesh army will attack Kolkata frm sea route.
5.Srilanka airforce will attack tamil nadu.

Aftr knowing these shocking facts PM Modi convenes emergency meeting in wich defense minister amit shah president LK Advani n leader of opposition Jayalalitha meets.
Amit shah suggests we should take dem out b4 they attack us.
Everybody agrees.

Eurofighter tyfone ordered .
Indian Ordinance n DRDO labs run 24hrs so as to prepare fr possible war .

Japanese and Israel help India in such a difficult situation by providing military supplies fr free .US Russia and western countries hav no idea about this.

PM wishes best of luck to important military people fr d upcoming important operation.

Start of the war:
India attacks all the countries preemptive on 14 August 2023.
UP local population also helps army in attacking Nepal with d help of there licensed n non licensed arms.Nepal ia unable to defend itself fr longer time due to blitzkrieg techniques of Indian army n India captures Katmandu within 20 days of attack.

Indian army and air force attacks lahore wid full force meanwhile indian navy blocks Karachi and gwadar ports.Wen Indian army destroy 90% army 60% Navy and 85% air force they decide to take on use of nuclear device but indian army captures warheads. Pakistan Military General surrenders as they r no more capable of fighting.

Bangladesh is unable to bear financial and material losses due to Indian Aircraft Carrier attack at Cox Bazzar and MARCoS take control of most of the coastal Bangladesh resulting in its blockade.Hindus in Bangladesh help Indian army by becoming there guide and leading them to Dhaka.
As Garud commando force enters from eastern dhaka Marcos frm western Dhaka Indian army from southern dhaka all the Bangladeshi leaders flee to Myanmar border to seek refuge but there request is denied. Seeing dat no option is left aftr surrender of Bangladesh army they accept surrender. With this war in Bangladesh ends.

Indian Aircraft Carrier is than diverted towards srilanka.
With the help of tamil population Indian army quickly enters interior srilanka and all of its defences are quickly broken.PM Vikramasinghe flees from Colombo but while reaching near his hideout in an airstrike he is accidentally killed effectively ending the war in srilanka.

India's last and biggest enemy China is most difficult to defeat.
Initially Indian army decides to use regular forces against china .IAF makes use of FGFA against poorly equipped JF17.
As a result there is a equal condition between both armies.
As wars in other countries ends India diverts all its nuclear submarines and 3 aircraft carriers to south china sea.
They effectively destroy important Chinese assets. India's mountain strike corps than enter into the scene alongside Tibetan rebels. The strike force wich is in Kolkata attacks China frm Sikkim. They enter Tibet with Apache choppers and IAF destroys all the airfields present over there. With Indian forces surrounding China frm all sides they decide to use nuclear bombs but people protest against this and Chinese PM is killed by protesters. With this war in China ends after China accepts indian conditions for surrender.

In the entire war people of india remain united against common enemies. It is a decisive victory fr india and effectively ends all major disputes in indian subcontinent. In 2024 general Narendra Modi is made PM again due to his bold decision of allowing Indian army to strike 1st in its long history.

Aftermath:
In Pakistan:
1.Baluchistan becomes independent country.
2.Azad Kashmir integrates in India.

In Nepal:
Indian friendly government is installed.

In Srilanka:
1.Tamil state of LTTE is formed.
2.Its economy is worst damaged.

In Bangladesh:
India occupies it fr 12 months and after d period is over it retains strategic areas baround siliguri corridor.

In China:
1.Democratic Government is installed.
2.Tibet finally becomes an independent country.
3.Uighurs also get there independent homeland.

Who leaked the plot for my new book Green Dawn!!?!?!??! I'm suing you all!!!!!

 

[Lancers19]

beta tuo subay school be jana hay

 

[TheNoob]

Wtf is he smoking? XD

 

[Pak_Track]

Wtf is he smoking? XD

Dried, uh, cow shit, mixed with sewer plants.

 

[EternalJives]

LOL.. Wrong thread mate.. Should be posted in the "Stupid and Funny things around the world" thread..

 

[baajey]

Now how about Maldives attacking all the above forces combined

 

[Friei Indien]

another bharti hindu mental masturbating for glory since its real history is nothing but failure, failure, and humiliation.

control your emotions kid, while the post is stupid it were u who we humiliated and your country enjoys the tag of failed state not mine

 

[Darth Vader]

Events leading to the war:
In 2019 Indian party BJP wins national elections and Narendra Modi becomes PM once again.
On 23rd October RAW chief briefs PM abt a secret meeting between army chiefs nd various imp people of Pakistan China Sri Lanka Bangladesh and Nepal.

He tells him that they r planning something big. PM begins a meeting of all three army chiefs and tells them to prepare for a difficult period coming. He tells Finance Minister to allocate funds for more military development.

On August 13 2021 President is briefed abt this situation as situation has become tough.

On 23 September 2022 Indian intelligence decodes the plan to attack India.

Plan is as such:
1.Pakistan will send 1000 infiltrators in Kashmir b4 eventual attack.
2.On 15 August 2023 Pakistan will enter from Punjab kashmir n himachal Pradesh n march towards delhi n China will march towards Delhi by attacking Ladakh and from uttarakhand.
3.Nepal will attack india on UP border.
4.Bangladeshi illegal immigrants will start will start slaughtering Indian people and Bangladesh army will attack Kolkata frm sea route.
5.Srilanka airforce will attack tamil nadu.

Aftr knowing these shocking facts PM Modi convenes emergency meeting in wich defense minister amit shah president LK Advani n leader of opposition Jayalalitha meets.
Amit shah suggests we should take dem out b4 they attack us.
Everybody agrees.

Eurofighter tyfone ordered .
Indian Ordinance n DRDO labs run 24hrs so as to prepare fr possible war .

Japanese and Israel help India in such a difficult situation by providing military supplies fr free .US Russia and western countries hav no idea about this.

PM wishes best of luck to important military people fr d upcoming important operation.

Start of the war:
India attacks all the countries preemptive on 14 August 2023.
UP local population also helps army in attacking Nepal with d help of there licensed n non licensed arms.Nepal ia unable to defend itself fr longer time due to blitzkrieg techniques of Indian army n India captures Katmandu within 20 days of attack.

Indian army and air force attacks lahore wid full force meanwhile indian navy blocks Karachi and gwadar ports.Wen Indian army destroy 90% army 60% Navy and 85% air force they decide to take on use of nuclear device but indian army captures warheads. Pakistan Military General surrenders as they r no more capable of fighting.

Bangladesh is unable to bear financial and material losses due to Indian Aircraft Carrier attack at Cox Bazzar and MARCoS take control of most of the coastal Bangladesh resulting in its blockade.Hindus in Bangladesh help Indian army by becoming there guide and leading them to Dhaka.
As Garud commando force enters from eastern dhaka Marcos frm western Dhaka Indian army from southern dhaka all the Bangladeshi leaders flee to Myanmar border to seek refuge but there request is denied. Seeing dat no option is left aftr surrender of Bangladesh army they accept surrender. With this war in Bangladesh ends.

Indian Aircraft Carrier is than diverted towards srilanka.
With the help of tamil population Indian army quickly enters interior srilanka and all of its defences are quickly broken.PM Vikramasinghe flees from Colombo but while reaching near his hideout in an airstrike he is accidentally killed effectively ending the war in srilanka.

India's last and biggest enemy China is most difficult to defeat.
Initially Indian army decides to use regular forces against china .IAF makes use of FGFA against poorly equipped JF17.
As a result there is a equal condition between both armies.
As wars in other countries ends India diverts all its nuclear submarines and 3 aircraft carriers to south china sea.
They effectively destroy important Chinese assets. India's mountain strike corps than enter into the scene alongside Tibetan rebels. The strike force wich is in Kolkata attacks China frm Sikkim. They enter Tibet with Apache choppers and IAF destroys all the airfields present over there. With Indian forces surrounding China frm all sides they decide to use nuclear bombs but people protest against this and Chinese PM is killed by protesters. With this war in China ends after China accepts indian conditions for surrender.

In the entire war people of india remain united against common enemies. It is a decisive victory fr india and effectively ends all major disputes in indian subcontinent. In 2024 general Narendra Modi is made PM again due to his bold decision of allowing Indian army to strike 1st in its long history.

Aftermath:
In Pakistan:
1.Baluchistan becomes independent country.
2.Azad Kashmir integrates in India.

In Nepal:
Indian friendly government is installed.

In Srilanka:
1.Tamil state of LTTE is formed.
2.Its economy is worst damaged.

In Bangladesh:
India occupies it fr 12 months and after d period is over it retains strategic areas baround siliguri corridor.

In China:
1.Democratic Government is installed.
2.Tibet finally becomes an independent country.
3.Uighurs also get there independent homeland.

Day Dreaming is very Bad and Indian Wet Dreams You Do Know That Indian army is Not Well Equipped to fight 1 front war and you are talking about 5 6 Fronts lol =)) The Day India lose its Marbles and Attack Pak and China they Gone Eat you Alive this Aint a faction of yours you do Know that Indian Wont get Fgfa , Pak fa till 2025 , Indian could close single deal of Rafale which you guys are trying to get for years and China has Operational , J 11 , J 10 , J 15 and till 2018 j 31 nd j 20 will be operational think what will happen to Mighty indian army on the other side of Border Pakistan got a ready made gift of 13 F 16s

 

[Muhammad Omar]

Oh man i cant stop Laughing at this article