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Things are getting crazier by the day, would the Mods kindly shift this to the humor section please, I could not locate one for this bit of news I just read.

Osama bin Laden wanted to marry Whitney Houston | The Nation

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Osama bin Laden lusted after Whitney Houston, dreamed of marrying her and at one point even plotted to murder her husband Bobby Brown, a new book has claimed.

The incredible account of the terrorist’s infatuation with the late singer comes from Sudanese author Kola Boof, who it is widely accepted lived with him as his mistress. It was 1996, and just a few years later Bin Laden would mastermind the most appalling terrorist attack ever to happen on American soil.

But holed-up in his Moroccan compound he had different things on his mind, namely sex, smoking cannabis and dancing to western pop groups like the B52s and Van Halen.

Boof, who claims she was kept as a “sex slave” by the world’s most dangerous terrorist, said he thought the singer was “the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen” and that he was desperate to marry her. In an autobiography released in 2006, Boof claims bin Laden plotted to have Brown murdered before wooing Houston by giving her a mansion he owned in the suburbs of Khartoum.

According to her account, the strongly racist bin Laden puffed on cannabis before announcing he would be willing to “break his colour rule” and make Houston one of his wives. Inside his warped mind he believed Houston was truly Islamic but had been brainwashed by American culture. Boof, who is black, claimed bin Laden scolded her for braiding her hair and ordered her to model herself on Houston instead. “He smoked a little marijuana from a gold hookah, sipping his tea and instructing me that I was always to keep hot tea for his ‘kif-canbo’, to ease the burn in his chest,” the Daily Mail quoted Boof as writing in her book. “Osama said only monkeys braid their hair. He told me that the singer Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen and that she never wore her hair braided.

“‘I want you to fix your hair like hers from now on,’ he said. ‘I can’t put my fingers through it when it’s braided. “Osama kept coming back to Whitney Houston. He asked if I knew her personally when I lived in America. I told him I didn’t. “He said that he had a paramount desire for Whitney Houston, and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting with the superstar.
 
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oh puhleeeezzzz.....:cheesy: ooh guess what i heard"Osama had an affair with michelle obama"!!!:cheesy:
 
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We should make a sitcom about osama. He seems like a whacky character
 
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so that he can hide behind Whitney Houston when the Navy SEAL come to kill him ?
 
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We wont be shocked if AGAIN OBL is reported to be somewhere around Pak_afghan border.....GOD US can pull off such things through their media n their stupid people will buy it :lol:
 
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I don't know if this is true or not, but if it is, that guy was a BIG hypocrite.

Maybe if they got together, she could've shown Osama how much better cocaine is compared to marijuana. :smokin: :cheesy:
 
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

By the by did you know that joekrish wanted to marry a lot of women but no chance ;)
 
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I told u I told u Osama will be resurrected so he is. Osama continues

And they lived happily every after I GUESS
 
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After all he was a man. All men are like that, they secretly love a pop singer/actress all their lives even when they sleep next to their wives. Even the terrorists from Saudi Arabia.
 
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