One liners :)

[mjnaushad]

The will of freedom is like spring. The more you suppress the more it retaliate.

Mjnaushad

 

[xebex]

“Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired”

-Mark Twain

 

[AZADPAKISTAN2009]

I will never let go Jack - Titanic

poor jack , cold water and larki bhi hath se nikal gai

 

[mjnaushad]

Children on the back seat causes accidents, Accidents on the back seat cause children

 

[Hammy007]

this is funny thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

 

[xebex]

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~Bob Rubin

"What the hell was he doing wearing a condom in the middle of road?"

-xebex

 

[mjnaushad]

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. ~H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

 

[mjnaushad]

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories. ~John Wilmot

 

[xebex]

Q: How far to the nearest land, in which direction?

A: "One Kilometer, downwards!"

- Captain of Titanic

 

[fawwaxs]

Failure is temporary. Its just Giving Up that makes it permanent. So Laga reh!!

 

[mjnaushad]

Your children need your presence more than your presents. ~Jesse Jackson

 

[Windjammer]

I get funny looks from females when i merely say,

Let's get something straight between us.

 

[mjnaushad]

Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. ~Robert Fulghum

 

[mjnaushad]

If you have never been hated by your child you have never been a parent. ~Bette Davis

 

[xebex]

“When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.”