One liners :)

[Gin ka Pakistan]

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

yeah that's what Raj Kapoor said after seeing Zeenat Aman...

correction it was Shashi Kapoor who said that too Zeenat Aman

 

[amoverlord]

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
-voltaire

 

[Adwitiya]

Mera naam Joker

 

[Adwitiya]

Kuch kuch hota hai

 

[Adwitiya]

It took all 3 armed forces to keep him in control -- my juniors on farewell addressing me


PS
my head of department was from army
my director was from air force
and director general was from navy

 

[Marxist]

divorce religion from affairs of state and treat it purely as a personal matter

 

[Xeeshan]

Don't be so sweet that people swallow you up. (Abraham Lincoln)

 

[amoverlord]

Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

 

[Spring Onion]

White Girls are like lollypops: Rakhi Savant

 

[KillBill]

White Girls are like lollypops: Rakhi Savant

There are only two types of girls, beautiful and very beautiful - KillBill

 

[KillBill]

Dream is not what you see when you sleep;dream is something that doesn't make you sleep - Dr. A.P.J Abdul Kalam


"To Develop something, the scientists should take 8 hrs of sound sleep, all formulaes will appear in their dreams, thats how the Nuclear scientists of Pakistan achieved to get the Nuclear Bomb" - Sir Zaid Hamid

 

[Spring Onion]

There are only two types of girls, beautiful and very beautiful - KillBill

And Rakhi doesnt fit into any of the two

 

[KillBill]

And Rakhi doesnt fit into any of the two

Is she a girl?

 

[Roby]

Good girls are found in every corner of the Earth, but unfortunately Earth is round.