One-liner experts

[XenoEnsi-14]

The rest of the world just buys a $7 atlas.

And I went to the public library and rented an atlas for free.

Lets kill the dog

PETA ALERT!!!

But u hangout so much in turkish forum and u just thanked my 100pc urdu post in another thread.

You sure? I thought it was 50% urdu.

Lolzzzzzz lets do ur blood quantum..

I hate needles, doctors always stuck it to the bone. That shit hurts....and the doctors will always say it won't hurt...LIARS!

Makes me want to be the doctors dentist for one day and be like, I'm gonna give you fist sandwich, trust me it will only hurt for a second.. now which tooth is giving you problems.

 

[Gauss]

Of course religion works like opium as that Marx guy said.

And I went to the public library and rented an atlas for free.

Good on you sir. Some libraries are needed in trailer parks as well. Otherwise those blokes will only get their geo lessons by becoming privates.

 

[Shamain]

Of course religion works like opium as that Marx guy said.

Yea opium in selective scenarios for some else iits secularism

And I went to the public library and rented an atlas for free.

PETA ALERT!!!

You sure? I thought it was 50% urdu.

I hate needles, doctors always stuck it to the bone. That shit hurts....and the doctors will always say it won't hurt...LIARS!

Makes me want to be the doctors dentist for one day and be like, I'm gonna give you fist sandwich, trust me it will only hurt for a second.. now which tooth is giving you problems.

the post in whatever thread was 100 pc urdu, almost.
I had asked , ohooooooo yes 50 pc urdu lolololzzzzzzz
I had asked,i am so hungry, may kis pdf'er ko khaoon.
That is which pdfer can ieat as i am too hungryyyyyy.

As of needles, yea idont think so for blood quantums u give blood samples, do u? idont know.
But yea me too ,really skittish when it comes to those needles, i always get multiplte multiple pricks as somehow idont know why they cant find my veins---is that what u call it, veins ? Ya so those veins. And then first nurse will try, then second nurse will come,then the doc will come,then again first nurse will come then second nurse ,then doc will come again ,all will fail,then finally second or first nurse will manage to take the blood sample.

And i will have this face on

 

[XenoEnsi-14]

the post in whatever thread was 100 pc urdu, almost.
I had asked , ohooooooo yes 50 pc urdu lolololzzzzzzz
I had asked,i am so hungry, may kis pdf'er ko khaoon.
That is which pdfer can ieat as i am too hungryyyyyy.

Oh, that one was a random thanks, I do that sometimes.

 

[Hakan]

I asked a friend how it was over there in North Korea, he said he couldn't complain.

Get it.

 

[Shamain]

Oh, that one was a random thanks, I do that sometimes.

Lolzzzz okayy

I asked a friend how it was over there in North Korea, he said he couldn't complain.

Get it.

Yeaaaaaaaaaa got it.lol

 

[Indus Pakistan]

I asked a friend how it was over there in North Korea, he said he couldn't complain.

Well, at least he has "freedom of expression".

 

[Shamain]

Well, at least he has "freedom of expression".

Omg howwww iforgotttt atanzzzzz,the guy who always dishes out the quirkiest of the quips and stuff.

Oh my my!!!!
I remember your ' peck peck peck' comment for our neighbours. Was sooooo funnyyyy. - in introduction forum when i was complaining abt my bans and the peskiness brought by the trolls.

*goes around in circles ,till collapses on her own.arghhhh such weird state of mind

 

[Yazp]

I asked a friend how it was over there in North Korea, he said he couldn't complain.

Get it.

 

[Taygibay]

My thread died just like that.

More like still born as no one answered.

I looked on your profile page.

You stalking perv, you!

The dog ate it.

That's only works for homework!

1/100,000 chance that I may 0.0000010% Turkish, but I doubt it.

Quite the skeptic, aren't we?

God is unfair to Americans.

Wow! and angry at everyone else then?

GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
Windows too!

doesnt that produce the dumbest of remarks.

In my civilization : of children too!

Probability is a hoax.

If sincere, don't build anything relativistic, quantum or simply nuclear.

Lets kill the dog

Wait, let's find who let it out first!

Somewhere u will be 1/48 pakistani and 1/72 turkish

And somehow, still 100% wise guy?

i feel like crying.

Don't cry, it's just a joke …

And I went to the public library and rented an atlas for free.

Flocking socialist!

Of course religion works like opium as that Marx guy said.

Groucho, I presume?

That is which pdfer can ieat as i am too hungryyyyyy.

Go to bed kids, mom is tired … and delirious.

arghhhh such weird state of mind

You said it, not I but ... huh … agreed!

Enough? Tay. - - - - > [ ]

 

[Gauss]

Wow! and angry at everyone else then?

you fail to appreciate the relativity of things. americans dont have it better than everyone else. an average indian lives a better life than an average american.

Groucho, I presume?

Karl. How could you not know? Playing dumb?

 

[Sage]

@Sage is a horrible person and grumpy cat doenst like him ------ one liner

Your one liner is not crunchy
My one liner:
'Kill the cat and it's meao'

 

[Taygibay]

an average indian lives a better life than an average american.

Immigration flows between the two tell a different tale.

Playing dumb?

Staying on topic?

Tay.

 

[Shamain]

Your one liner is not crunchy
My one liner:
'Kill the cat and it's meao'

It wasnt intended to be crunchy.ڈمبو

بلی was telling u something.

And u want to kill moi?????

Oh, that one was a random thanks, I do that sometimes.

Btw ur random thanking thing reminded me, as i am new so sometimes i read old threads etc and thank the posts that i like, and i never randomly thank them,only if i like the conten,so maybe just like that i thanked a guys posts and idint pay attention.

Just as posters talk and chat here ,we got acquainted. So on a certain day we had an argument over something in some thread here, and he started to say,u used to visit my profile to read my old posts and indrectly send me interested 'cues' by thanking them, thats why i made my profile private, u were stalking me and my profile.......!!

I was like.........even a 1 year old baby who is new to interent wil know better than that. Lolzzzzz

 

[Sage]

It wasnt intended to be crunchy.ڈمبو

بلی was telling u something.

And u want to kill moi?????

What was that something the cat was telling me ....?