One-liner experts

[Shamain]

All the one-liner experts gather up here and give us pro-tips from ur 'how to write snazzy, crisp one-liners' book or from the data warehouse stored inside ur skull. Chetti chetti.

Oh its not sought for the main forum. Just like that *angel face .

Omg !! If its @MastanKhan bahi first one would be something like this:

Haina mastan bahi

The 'Hi' waali beginnings . Eeee ok stupid joke.

 

[Shamain]

Haww haiii kisi nay jawab hee nahi diya. My thread died just like that.
Waisay sab ki das gaz (10 feet) lambi zabanain hain ,larnay bitha do tau sab lar lain gay koi sawal pooch lo tau gayeb. Ok dont.

 

[XenoEnsi-14]

Haww haiii kisi nay jawab hee nahi diya. My thread died just like that.
Waisay sab ki das gaz (10 feet) lambi zabanain hain ,larnay bitha do tau sab lar lain gay koi sawal pooch lo tau gayeb. Ok dont.

Poor Shamain, left to talking to yourself again?

 

[Shamain]

Poor Shamain, left to talking to yourself again?

Lolzzzzzzzzz. How u found this thread . Sometimes ifeel u do understand urdu.
Oh ya talking 2 myself no one likes me

 

[XenoEnsi-14]

Rule #1 about writing a great one liner, don't think about it, it must be impulsive. That way you have a perfect excuse when it doesn't work... My brain flatulated.

Lolzzzzzzzzz. How u found this thread . Sometimes ifeel u do understand urdu.
Oh ya talking 2 myself no one likes me

By using my crystal ball. AKA, I looked on your profile page.

 

[Shamain]

Rule #1 about writing a great one liner, don't think about it, it must be impulsive. That way you have a perfect excuse when it doesn't work... My brain flatulated.

Impulsiveness------ doesnt that produce the dumbest of remarks.

Ok rule 2?
Xeno tell me u are turkish?just curious.

Ok iwil ask some other guys too @Aether @Taygibay ,input plz.

By using my crystal ball. AKA, I looked on your profile page.

Hahah ok sure

 

[Hakan]

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[Shamain]

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That actually did make for a one liner.
*says a voice in my head

 

[XenoEnsi-14]

Impulsiveness------ doesnt that produce the dumbest of remarks.

By using the law of randomness and your luck meter you will have a 1 in 10 or 9 in 10 chance of sounding like a genius.

Ok rule 2?

The dog ate it.

Xeno tell me u are turkish?just curious.

If I am I have no written family history or recordings. 1/100,000 chance that I may 0.0000010% Turkish, but I doubt it.

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That's a lot of dashes
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That's a two liner. ^^^^

@Armstrong, we need your intelligence over here.

 

[Hamartia Antidote]

 

[XenoEnsi-14]

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

I hate that one.

 

[Hamartia Antidote]

I hate that one.

I think the whole thing is actually something like "Trying is the first step towards failure...you tried your best and failed...the lesson is...never try."

 

[Gauss]

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

God is unfair to Americans. 7000 of them had to die for their iraq/afghanistan lesson. The rest of the world just buys a $7 atlas.

 

[Hamartia Antidote]

God is unfair to Americans. 7000 of them had to die for their iraq/afghanistan lesson. The rest of the world just buys a $7 atlas.

 

[Shamain]

God is unfair to Americans. 7000 of them had to die for their iraq/afghanistan lesson. The rest of the world just buys a $7 atlas.

Thats scary right . Omg!

By using the law of randomness and your luck meter you will have a 1 in 10 or 9 in 10 chance of sounding like a genius.

Okkkkkkkkkkkkayyyyyyyy . Why not 10 on 10. Probability is a hoax.
*rolling eyes at myself

The dog ate it.

Lets kill the dog

If I am I have no written family history or recordings. 1/100,000 chance that I may 0.0000010% Turkish, but I doubt it.

But u hangout so much in turkish forum and u just thanked my 100pc urdu post in another thread. U are a mysterious man . Lolzzzzzz lets do ur blood quantum..

Somewhere u will be 1/48 pakistani and 1/72 turkish

That's a lot of dashes
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That's a two liner. ^^^.

Oh soooo trueeeeee,i counted them dashes uptil 5 and then i was squinting....so gave up
Hakan wrote a multi-liner......oh ...


Okay once i wrote a random thought wont make for a liner yet i am sharing.

It's better to be dumb and funny than being wise but boring. *makes innocent face
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When life gives u lemons, dry their peel, ground them and use in face masks

When mastankhan ignores you ,then just let him ignore you ----one liner it is.


The best revenge is ...even i dont know. Lel.

Trust me i am feeling too emotionally low after reading this,it reminds me of millions of dead iraqis, i feel like crying.

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@Sage is a horrible person and grumpy cat doenst like him ------ one liner