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Nawaz Sharif overhauls wardrobe after Modi woos Obama with fashion masterstrokes
Pakistan Prime Minister to don ‘born to be wild’ T-shirts
New Delhi/Lahore: India Prime Minister Narendra Modi has raised the standard of political fashion and general level of coolness. Not only did he turn up to receive US President Obama dressed up like a groom-to-be in a colorful turban, but he also took him out for personal tea after a heartfelt teddy-bear hug.
His fashionishta in-yer-face statement was so talked about that fashion icon Michelle Obama’s attire was not even given a second look.
In fact, if anyone were to ask what she was wearing, only Modi’s headgear would pop up in one’s head followed by the extremely colorful camels that President Obama had to watch for two hours.
Later on PM Modi took it as a challenge and outdid himself by wearing a dark blue pin striped suit worth 4000 pounds. Only the stripes were not really stripes, they were his own name stitched vertically in his suit a gazillion times. We know it was exactly a gazillion,
as the PM’s tailor (who also happens to be Amitabh Bachchan’s as well) told Khabaristan Times over Skype (since we were not able to get our visas on time) that it had to be exactly a gazillion. He and a team of 38 counted.
President Obama, Khabaristan Times learnt through similar sources, had a difficult time focusing though at dinnertime. His eyes went blank and kept wandering to Modi’s shirt, as his mouth kept moving reading the name over and over again. The first American lady is reported to have come and smacked President Obama on the head, as she thought a snake charmer had hypnotized him.
Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif, not to be left behind has ordered an overhaul of his wardrobe as well. He has demanded that the people’s taxes now be used to make safari suits, which have stitched in them, “Nawaz Sharif, I am Sher,” “Nawaz Sharif, Chal Nahin Jaata,” “Nawaz Sharif, here to stay,” and “Nawaz Sharif, born to be wild.” The last one is rumored to be for a T-shirt, which will have a photo of him from the good old days when he had hair.
President Mamnoon was also requested to do something about his wardrobe but apparently he is so used to doing nothing, he didn’t know how to reply.
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Just for fun...This article is not intended to hurt Nawaz Sharif and his supporters in any way (I doubt if he has any supporter left in pak). This is a fun thread and please dont make it a troll thread.
Pakistan Prime Minister to don ‘born to be wild’ T-shirts
New Delhi/Lahore: India Prime Minister Narendra Modi has raised the standard of political fashion and general level of coolness. Not only did he turn up to receive US President Obama dressed up like a groom-to-be in a colorful turban, but he also took him out for personal tea after a heartfelt teddy-bear hug.
His fashionishta in-yer-face statement was so talked about that fashion icon Michelle Obama’s attire was not even given a second look.
In fact, if anyone were to ask what she was wearing, only Modi’s headgear would pop up in one’s head followed by the extremely colorful camels that President Obama had to watch for two hours. Later on PM Modi took it as a challenge and outdid himself by wearing a dark blue pin striped suit worth 4000 pounds. Only the stripes were not really stripes, they were his own name stitched vertically in his suit a gazillion times. We know it was exactly a gazillion,
as the PM’s tailor (who also happens to be Amitabh Bachchan’s as well) told Khabaristan Times over Skype (since we were not able to get our visas on time) that it had to be exactly a gazillion. He and a team of 38 counted. President Obama, Khabaristan Times learnt through similar sources, had a difficult time focusing though at dinnertime. His eyes went blank and kept wandering to Modi’s shirt, as his mouth kept moving reading the name over and over again. The first American lady is reported to have come and smacked President Obama on the head, as she thought a snake charmer had hypnotized him.
Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif, not to be left behind has ordered an overhaul of his wardrobe as well. He has demanded that the people’s taxes now be used to make safari suits, which have stitched in them, “Nawaz Sharif, I am Sher,” “Nawaz Sharif, Chal Nahin Jaata,” “Nawaz Sharif, here to stay,” and “Nawaz Sharif, born to be wild.” The last one is rumored to be for a T-shirt, which will have a photo of him from the good old days when he had hair.
President Mamnoon was also requested to do something about his wardrobe but apparently he is so used to doing nothing, he didn’t know how to reply.
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Just for fun...This article is not intended to hurt Nawaz Sharif and his supporters in any way (I doubt if he has any supporter left in pak). This is a fun thread and please dont make it a troll thread.
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