Naswaristan

[Armstrong]

@Awesome Bhai, itniii dil khol kaaar aaap see baaat kiii thiii bird ke bareiii meinnn....aaap ne koii lift hi nahin karvaiii !

 

[Neptune]

@Green Face

Just a hint " The drinking of C2H5OH results in dis inhibition and makes a person more open to suggestions " Since you were asking for advice , may help you ...

RedBull or doin sth illegal gaves the equal power bro

 

[Awesome]

@Awesome Bhai, itniii dil khol kaaar aaap see baaat kiii thiii bird ke bareiii meinnn....aaap ne koii lift hi nahin karvaiii !

Nahi yaar, woh nahi mila. Koi legaya hoga (I hope).

I do have an African Grey right now. He's wild, bilkul sarroo hai.

 

[Argus Panoptes]

@Argus Panoptes

No knowledge, goes wasted in the hands of the right man.

I could be wrong in saying this but i do think, Education is highly overrated,for some of the most successful men i have seen in my life were what we would call 'a jahil paindoo'.

Where are you,doing your PhD, if i may ask?

I agree that no knowledge goes waste.

I am registered part time at :edit:, but I am trying to get my credits to transfer to the SUNY system in New York if I can get the visa.

 

[Secur]

RedBull or doin sth illegal gaves the equal power bro

Redbull ? That is blasphemy

Nothing is better than what I mentioned , start with it , you will get experienced in the trade

 

[Slav Defence]

If I were to die tomorrow, main respirator pe hoonga

If I were to live forever, why learn now, abhi bohot time hai. I was a last minute crammer, if there's no last minute, no cramming.

sorry @Awesome bhai but Allah's system does not allow or acept anything on last moment--verna aj pharaoh ocean salts se mummfied ho ker ibrat ka nishan nahi bunta..lol

Nahi yaar, woh nahi mila. Koi legaya hoga (I hope).

I do have an African Grey right now. He's wild, bilkul sarroo hai.

i can understand your pain I have lost one about two years ago--he was so beautiful and talkitive--

 

[Argus Panoptes]

That doesn't sound right since many of my relatives applied 2 years ago. Their requirement was something like you have to be a resident of Dubai for at least 1 year.

Well, I have applied, and now waiting for an interview. I am ready for rejection.

 

[Neptune]

Redbull ? That is blasphemy

Nothing is better than what I mentioned , start with it , you will get experienced in the trade

i liked this sh¡t anyways. So where can I find this C5...... thing?

 

[SQ8]

@Hyperion

What does the ancient tribal law says about a non Pashtun dating a Pashtun girl ? ... I met this really nice one in University ...

From practical experience, make sure you are the complete racial antithesis to her.. otherwise things get too common for her and she'll lose interest.
Pasthun girl.. be a Karachiwal urdu Speaker..
It'll be a great time.. liberate her.. take her out.. etc. Fall in love.. they are excellent for Romance..

HOWEVER, DO NOT.. I repeat.. do NOT cross beyond first base..
You have been warned.

 

[Kompromat]

Dagger, this is Hammer-1, Target QRF: Delta-India-Lima-Alpha-Romeo-Alpha passes into codname: "Venus". Well Dagger, after the delivery of package, target's reported as still active, still no response of our raid. In deed, target didn't responded for any deliviries from any kinda bogeys nor friendly and hostile. Requesting contingency plans for DEFCON-3 ?
Hammer-1...Out.

@Aeronaut:

Scramble...scramble...Hammer-1 to Dagger, you're the lucky jackpot of me. Target responded. I repeat, VENUS RESPONDED TO OUR ATTACK. Updating data now, "yes that was so different , thank you very much ". Contact!. Hammer-1's engaging into target area. Hammer out!

Dagger to Hammer-1: Roger that Hammer -1, the target progression data on VENUS is uplinked to, the air borne network warfare command and control air craft.

Early warning intel indicates, that access route to VENUS is infested with land mines and booby traps, hostile activity is expected. Proceed with caution, i repeat, proceed with caution. Any quick, all out assault may compromise the mission secracy. Hammer-1 can be left in the field with, extended supplies being air dropped upon request.

Dagger, is performing extended loiter flights, for close air support,available upon request.

Happy hunting, Hammer-1: Dagger out!

 

[Secur]

i liked this sh¡t anyways. So where can I find this C5...... thing?

Alcohol? Everywhere!!!

 

[Armstrong]

From practical experience, make sure you are the complete racial antithesis to her.. otherwise things get too common for her and she'll lose interest.
Pasthun girl.. be a Karachiwal urdu Speaker..
It'll be a great time.. liberate her.. take her out.. etc. Fall in love.. they are excellent for Romance..

HOWEVER, DO NOT.. I repeat.. do NOT cross beyond first base..
You have been warned.

@Secur : Yeh bandaaa experienced lagtaa haiii !

I think @Oscar Bhai PAC Kamra mein Chiniyoon ke saath yahiii formula chalateiii raheiii hain !

 

[SQ8]

@Secur : Yeh bandaaa experienced lagtaa haiii !

I think @Oscar Bhai PAC Kamra mein Chiniyoon ke saath yahiii formula chalateiii raheiii hain !

Never been to Kamra..
door se bhi nahin dekha except on the motorway..

Plus you will rarely see a female Chini at military bases in Pakistan.. they know the level of "bhook" at these places.
Its always a sausage fest..

The reason why females have survived PAF academy is because(and Im quoting verbatim an alumni): "Woh poori ki poori mard hain".

 

[Jango]

Khair to hai...aaj suraj kahan se nikla?

Yeh @Oscar aur @Awesome naswaristan main? Parrots by awesome, girlfriend ka chakar by oscar, dal main kuch kala hai!!!

Looks like our mod team is expert in poaching ladies...main bhi kahun, why was Oscar interested in those boing boing north korean moves...!

 

[Armstrong]

The reason why females have survived PAF academy is because(and Im quoting verbatim an alumni): "Woh poori ki poori mard hain".

Oh come on - I saw some of them...they were pretty ! Especially those two girls from Quetta - a Hazara & the other a Pashtun (Saba Khan) I think !

Waisee does that extend to the Army as well ?