Naswaristan

[Neptune]

Jeeez...I know I was just kidding man !

Whats the second part, 3-5 ?

3 years 5 months. even if they were older than me;

1- they didn't serve in a warfare branch of Turkey like 3,5 years

2- even if they had dozens of on-board trainins. they couldn't have the chance of getting trained with a M4A1 CQB.

3- they never been in a ship like F-511 TCG Heybeliada (milgem class)

4- they didn't have class ranks on their shoulder


well, those makes me a mother fuvcker. HELLL YEAHH

 

[Secur]

There is no such law that I'm aware of. If there were, then two cousins are married to Jewish girls, what would the law say then?

Just confirming , the Secur Central Prime wants to make sure that no Pashtun comes with a .50 cal , checks the barometer and wind direction , notifies the family members of " a clean shot " and pulls the trigger between two heart beats ...

 

[Hyperion]

Don't worry bro.... he is way worse... he may have "seen-seen" a girl, but not objectively..not how he should have.. trust me I know...... and when he says he can talk to girls, trust me he means:

"Hey, so what are your thoughts on gender bias in Pakistani education system? And by the way, you look so fat and butt-ugly"...

He literally kills it on the closing statements...

16 ?

1- I'm 19.

2- If you were never saw&dated with a girl about 3,5. You wouldn't be much different from me?

 

[Argus Panoptes]

Dude you seem like a pretty smart guy - Have you considered making a career out of it ? Dude Write ! Think about being one of those Analysts - Be original & it'll sell !

By God if I had the chance I would have studied what you're studying....so interesting !

Thank you, but I am not that smart, that is why I am where I am now. However, I do work hard, and inshallah will get somewhere. Allah ney kahi na kahi to mera rizq bhi likha hee ho ga. Political Science is interesting, but not a lot of scope for good jobs.

 

[Armstrong]

There is no such law that I'm aware of. If there were, then two cousins are married to Jewish girls, what would the law say then?

What the foOk - Why is your family so chilled ?

Mine would disown me even if I married outside the sect never mind the faith !

But just to drive across the point - I'm gonna do exactly that !

 

[Neptune]

Don't worry bro.... he is way worse... he may have "seen-seen" a girl, but not objectively..not how he should have.. trust me I know...... and when he says he can talk to girls, trust me he means:

"Hey, so what are your thoughts on gender bias in Pakistani education system? And by the way, you look so fat and butt-ugly"...

He literally kills it on the closing statements...

well I remember I did sth similar to this at once hehehe

 

[Armstrong]

Don't worry bro.... he is way worse... he may have "seen-seen" a girl, but not objectively..not how he should have.. trust me I know...... and when he says he can talk to girls, trust me he means:

"Hey, so what are your thoughts on gender bias in Pakistani education system? And by the way, you look so fat and butt-ugly"...

He literally kills it on the closing statements...

You basterd !

I'm actually a lot worse - There has only been one girl that I ever felt something for; she was kind & caring, she was smart & funny & her beauty was homely instead of that model look ! Ahhh she was perfect !

 

[Neptune]

You basterd !

I'm actually a lot worse - There has only been one girl that I ever felt something for; she was kind & caring, she was smart & funny & her beauty was homely instead of that model look ! Ahhh she was perfect !

perfect in biology ?

 

[Armstrong]

Thank you, but I am not that smart, that is why I am where I am now. However, I do work hard, and inshallah will get somewhere. Allah ney kahi na kahi to mera rizq bhi likha hee ho ga. Political Science is interesting, but not a lot of scope for good jobs.

Oh nahin yaaar kaisee baatein kar rahaa haii - Achaa bhalaa bandaa haiii, Inshallah things will work out !

Honestly think about writing stuff; I've got a cousin who did his LLB (UCL) & later Bar at Law from Lincolin's Inn but he never was a good speaker & hence not an outstanding lawyer; he instead started writing ! At first he got paid nothing....nothing at all for a few months. And then slowly when the thought hes writing good stuff, good analysis...something original instead of what most out there do - Parroting someone else's rhetoric, they offered him to write for them for some amount. Now three years later, he pays the bill by writing for about 4-5 Newspapers !

perfect in biology ?

What....?

Objectifying women !

Perfect like Selma Karamy from Gibran's Broken Wings !

 

[Argus Panoptes]

Oh nahin yaaar kaisee baatein kar rahaa haii - Achaa bhalaa bandaa haiii, Inshallah things will work out !

Honestly think about writing stuff; I've got a cousin who did his LLB (UCL) & later Bar at Law from Lincolin's Inn but he never was a good speaker & hence not an outstanding lawyer; he instead started writing ! At first he got paid nothing....nothing at all for a few months. And then slowly when the thought hes writing good stuff, good analysis...something original instead of what most out there do - Parroting someone else's rhetoric, they offered him to write for them for some amount. Now three years later, he pays the bill by writing for about 4-5 Newspapers !

Inshallah.

I do earn small amounts for proof reading and editing when I can find the assignments. Maybe one of these days I will get a break too. Then I can say goodbye to part-time odd jobs.

Enough about me. What are you up to?

 

[Neptune]

Oh nahin yaaar kaisee baatein kar rahaa haii - Achaa bhalaa bandaa haiii, Inshallah things will work out !

Honestly think about writing stuff; I've got a cousin who did his LLB (UCL) & later Bar at Law from Lincolin's Inn but he never was a good speaker & hence not an outstanding lawyer; he instead started writing ! At first he got paid nothing....nothing at all for a few months. And then slowly when the thought hes writing good stuff, good analysis...something original instead of what most out there do - Parroting someone else's rhetoric, they offered him to write for them for some amount. Now three years later, he pays the bill by writing for about 4-5 Newspapers !



What....?

Objectifying women !

Perfect like Selma Karamy from Gibran's Broken Wings !

i meant perfect in biology class. Ooh damn! This thing's getting more disgusting cauz of me! Let's talk about good things like Puppets and Flowers

 

[Kompromat]

@Green Face

Dagger, to Hammer-1, relay progression data on target QRF: Delta-India-Lima-Lima-Romeo-Alpha. Dagger out!

 

[Armstrong]

Inshallah.

I do earn small amounts for proof reading and editing when I can find the assignments. Maybe one of these days I will get a break too. Then I can say goodbye to part-time odd jobs.

Enough about me. What are you up to?

Achaa waisee have you thought of making money off the adsense by writing for sites like the Hubpages or Squidoo ? Think about it !

What am I up to ?

I'm a socially inept, atrociously incompetent aspiring chartered accountant, in short an absolute degenerate without a purpose in life or a direction to go into !

i meant perfect in biology class. Ooh damn! This thing's getting more disgusting cauz of me! Let's talk about good things like Puppets and Flowers

Perfect in Biology Class !

She was older than me...way older than me !

 

[Argus Panoptes]

Achaa waisee have you thought of making money off the adsense by writing for sites like the Hubpages or Squidoo ? Think about it !

What am I up to ?

I'm a socially inept, atrociously incompetent aspiring chartered accountant, in short an absolute degenerate without a purpose in life or a direction to go into !

Haha! I can identify with all of that.

 

[Armstrong]

@Dillinger : Naraaaz haiii kiyaaa ?

Achaa promise I won't use any proxies to further my plans, I'd even transfer a portion of Pakistan, called Afghanistan, to your first born ! Abbb tou maaaf kar deiii kameeneiii !