Naswaristan

[Armstrong]

hahaha i owe a lot to my kashmiri identity....how do u think i got into such a good college my college essay was bassically a hate essay on india and pakistan...hahaha ohhh goodstuffff

You're not one of the established castes of Kashmir, you can't speak a word of Koshur (our ancestral tongue) & you're positively emaciated - You can't possibly be a Kashmiri !

 

[Amaa'n]

pehli kab hoye?

what the army or the doosri shaadi???

 

[ZYXW]

will you be my mole in state dept??

the state dep. doesn't do sht...forget that, you should be asking me to be ur mole in the CIA

 

[Armstrong]

yep no jokes....inshallah.........this time shes a pakistani

Dude that is....ahhh - Congratulations !

However, if you'd permit me to ask - Why ?

If I ever end up with a woman I couldn't bear myself to love two women at the same time & I believe very strongly in the Koranic Wisdom that says 'And you won't be able to be fair & just between them (your wives)' where it talks about Polygamy in exceptional circumstances !

 

[KingMamba]

when u miss ur goldfish of course I noe u don't, that's y i like talking to u....i only enjoy the chase, once i noe i have someone, i get bored n move on

u asking for the sake of conversation or u want to know? cuz i wouldn't wanna bore u dear if u r not interested LOLOLOL

Lol you a huge fronta. Anyway yeah both what you wanna do and my story.

You're not one of the established castes of Kashmir, you can't speak a word of Koshur (our ancestral tongue) & you're positively emaciated - You can't possibly be a Kashmiri !

Idk why she put Pakistan flag she always come off as pro India.

 

[Armstrong]

Hey @Pakistanisage Bhai eik baaat tou baateiiin - Do you still have family back in India ?

 

[KingMamba]

Bhai isss ummer mein touu humm fellow octagenarians ke saaath golf khel lein tou hiii bariii ghaneemat haiii !

itna bhi nai geh guzra tu yaara.

 

[ZYXW]

You're not one of the established castes of Kashmir, you can't speak a word of Koshur (our ancestral tongue) & you're positively emaciated - You can't possibly be a Kashmiri !

nah that's one thing i am, for sure

 

[KingMamba]

what the army or the doosri shaadi???

Pehle tumse pehli hoigi toh dusri karounga.

 

[ZYXW]

pehli kab hoye?

that's exactly what im saying, i'd be shocked agar poor @KingMamba93 ki eik bhi ho saaki

Pehle tumse pehli hoigi toh dusri karounga.

u really wanna take ur chances even with my commitment issues? well, actually that explains y the doseri would be there

 

[Armstrong]

itna bhi nai geh guzra tu yaara.

Bhai kiyaa doookhreiii sunnaiiin tujheee phir !

Oye achaa so if you were in the US Marines & I was in the SSG & we'd face off against each other; I just want you to know I won't hesitate one bit before shooting both of your nuts off !

But if you do something similar to me - Your Mom will get every tiny detail about your promiscuity & other less than admirable flings & adventures including the one with that Afghan Taxi Driver !

nah that's one thing i am, for sure

Nah kiddo - You're as Kashmiri as Zardari is !

 

[KingMamba]

that's exactly what im saying, i'd be shocked agar poor @KingMamba93 ki eik bhi ho saaki



u really wanna take ur chances even with my commitment issues? well, actually that explains y the doseri would be there

Lmao you would not be shocked just disappointed.

No the dusri will be there after the first night I taste something you make and end up in an er.

 

[ZYXW]

Lol you a huge fronta. Anyway yeah both what you wanna do and my story.



Idk why she put Pakistan flag she always come off as pro India.

i don't get why people in general have issues believing im pakistani, like not everyone in a country thinks the same way

kays i will answer u, but first u answer me.... how amI a "huge fronta" loser??

 

[KingMamba]

Bhai kiyaa doookhreiii sunnaiiin tujheee phir !

Oye achaa so if you were in the US Marines & I was in the SSG & we'd face off against each other; I just want you to know I won't hesitate one bit before shooting both of your nuts off !

But if you do something similar to me - Your Mom will get every tiny detail about your promiscuity & other less than admirable flings & adventures including the one with that Afghan Taxi Driver !



Nah kiddo - You're as Kashmiri as Zardari is !

The Afghan taxi driver was a beautiful girl and would not even account for the worst of them.

No yaar US and Pakistan will not go to war ever and if they did I would just get a non combat waiver.

 

[ZYXW]

Bhai kiyaa doookhreiii sunnaiiin tujheee phir !

Oye achaa so if you were in the US Marines & I was in the SSG & we'd face off against each other; I just want you to know I won't hesitate one bit before shooting both of your nuts off !

But if you do something similar to me - Your Mom will get every tiny detail about your promiscuity & other less than admirable flings & adventures including the one with that Afghan Taxi Driver !



Nah kiddo - You're as Kashmiri as Zardari is !

lmaoooooooo then engliten me uncle....what am I?? (this is a question @RazPaK would kill to answer )