Naswar Corner

[Ayush]

I left LPG on for at least 1/2 hr. Noticed 5 mins ago. I would ave died today.

kya yaar,pdf ke bahar bhi koi duniya hai.

 

[Alpha1]

@Armstrong u know everyone on this forum?
U must be head of intelligence!

 

[Dubious]

@Armstrong u know everyone on this forum?
U must be head of intelligence!

krait announced about her daddy few days back

But yea...he may know more than me as he has been on longer

 

[Armstrong]

Or the babies?

No more joking about @KRAIT 's gender or anything of the sort !

 

[KRAIT]

your dad was in forest dept? must be loaded then.. selling all those trees..

He still is. We don't sell trees.

We protect them.

Forest Department is one of department which have danger of humans because they save animals and trees.

 

[Armstrong]

@Armstrong u know everyone on this forum?
U must be head of intelligence!

I already work for the ISI - I'm the guy they feed food to before the same plate is passed on to Kiyani !

 

[Dubious]

@alpha1cavalier

Now lets get down to business...No more suicidal talking...Abhi tou mayri shadi bhi kerwani hai! Dont worry hum jahez nai dain gay

No more joking about @KRAIT 's gender or anything of the sort !

@KRAIT which big fat hairy leg of yours did you show @Armstrong ? aik dum usnay party badal li?!

Or more like konsi biryani khila di?

 

[Alpha1]

Where is @A.Rafay?

AND
@Ayush i have seen forest gump!

 

[KRAIT]

@Redbull : So, Jamal Sahib, when can we look forward to you seeing your very own provocative novella in print ?
Hows the job going ? Does it pay well ? Hows Bhabi ?

He has couple of years left of service. In Bihar, a Forest officer got caught with crores worth property and all. So yeah, if you want you can earn lot of money.

Job going good. Very less work these days. And I am not married.

 

[Dubious]

He has couple of years left of service. In Bihar, a Forest officer got caught with crores worth property and all. So yeah, if you want you can earn lot of money.

Job going good. Very less work these days. And I am not married.

He meant your gf

 

[Ayush]

Where is @A.Rafay?

AND
@Ayush i have seen forest gump!

how did u like it?

 

[Dubious]

See the gf part was not real! She doesnt even remember what she told us

 

[Redbull]

@Redbull : So, Jamal Sahib, when can we look forward to you seeing your very own provocative novella in print ?

Yarra it's complicated.

I need much more discipline. I have to read approx 300-400 pages of crap the university gives me every week in the first place, then I have very little time to do my own reading or writing. Was reading Truman capote In cold blood last week and only finished a third. Had to read Toni Morrison Beloved for Thursday and fell asleep after 20 pages today.

And whenever I get breathing space, I waste it doing something else.

But anyway, Inshallah, I will get my act together starting from tomorrow

 

[livingdead]

He still is. We don't sell trees.

We protect them.

Forest Department is one of department which have danger of humans because they save animals and trees.

Come on, we all know rangers are very corrupt, senior officers dont do it directly but take a cut from them.

 

[Armstrong]

He has couple of years left of service. In Bihar, a Forest officer got caught with crores worth property and all. So yeah, if you want you can earn lot of money.

Thats true for everything ! I once had a passing acquaintance with someone who worked for Customs here in Pakistan & somehow for someone who earns a paltry Rs.40-50,000 a month; he'd managed to have two 1 kanal sized plots in DHA, 3 in Gwadar, 1 in Isloo & a few 10 marla plots in some of those up & coming Residential Societies on the outskirts of Lahore !

Job going good. Very less work these days. And I am not married.

Kiyaa abhiii tukk koii Girlfriend bhii nahin ?

Job achiii, kaam kumm tou phir eik udaad Biwi par bhiii soochooo ?

I want 3 younglings calling me Armstrong Chachu when I've liberated the rest of Kashmir by the end of 2014 !