And his buddy, egging him on to believe whatever he is fed, whether printed in Pakistan or in Timbuctoo.
Oh, that will soon become part of the propaganda pack distributed by vedic knowledge neighhbours of Pakistan. They can't believe that they do themselves in with such effortless ease.
Now Dawn has become some Indian newspaper, full of low grade crap? Lo, how are the mighty fallen!
Quite right. This clarification was needed to defend your good name and your honour, both being precious and vulnerable. It was actually the Gilbert and Ellice Islanders that you must have been referring to.
And now they've sold out to the Indians. Should we be calling it Dusk?
Hmm.
That's true, never thought of it that way before, but Karachi is after all west of India.
Memo. to Indians: everybody start reading Dawn. We need to be the best Most Ignorant Nation.