Maulana Fazlur Rehman: “From earthquakes to inflation are caused by the Jeans-Wearing Women"

[Emmie]

Guys don't dig it that way..... It's a satirical thread.

 

[Neutron]

Why economy of US is better than Pakistan and there is no terrorism. Women are wearing skirts in US. According to Analogy of Molana Women must wear skirts instead of jeans in Pakistan :p

 

[scythian500]

Well ok! Thanks my friend .You shall know in future, then remember me!I might not be there now but wiill be there.

r u a jinn brother? where you will be in future?

 

[Hyperion]

Dude, Maulana Diesel is no Salafi, he's just plain opportunist. You could buy his wife, his brother, I mean everyone he remotely values, if the price was right. Trust you me, he would sell you his soul for the right price.

He's one huge looser. He always has been. I know stories of his childhood that you'd die laughing.........

Even if a satire... I know readers get the point... That Salafi Mullah character is no far from what khabaristan describes him... you know what I mean!

 

[scythian500]

I know about "SHAHNAMEH " was compiled by my Uncles father. So yeah i know a lot of things.

do you know my given name?

 

[Armstrong]

Dude, Maulana Diesel is no Salafi, he's just plain opportunist. You could buy his wife, his brother, I mean everyone he remotely values, if the price was right. Trust you me, he would sell you his soul for the right price.

He's one huge looser. He always has been. I know stories of his childhood that you'd die laughing.........

So you're saying that hes a Pathan ?

Abbb ghussaa nahin karnaaa....if I don't tease you who else do I tease my Brother ?

 

[Hyperion]

Yups. He's a Powindah, however, one ghattya insaan.

So you're saying that hes a Pathan ?

Abbb ghussaa nahin karnaaa....if I don't tease you who else do I tease my Brother ?

 

[Irfan Baloch]

Islamabad: Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman following the Friday sermon requested the armed forces of Pakistan to launch a military operation against “jeans-wearing women” all over Pakistan in a press conference at a local hotel in Islamabad. Fazlur Rehman while highlighting the demerits of an operation against the Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) said that the Taliban were not Pakistan’s enemy and the forces needed to target the real enemies of Pakistan.

“The Taliban are our brothers and their angst against the state is justified,” Fazl said adding that, “As brother Ansar Abbasi has so eloquently put in the past: TTP’s suicide bombings are just Allah’s wrath upon us. And so there is a need to earmark and eliminate the real enemy of Pakistan: every woman who wears jeans.”

When asked how jeans-wearing women were enemies of the state the JUI-F chief retorted angrily. “From earthquakes to inflation all kinds of disasters are caused by the immodesty of women. A woman that is not covered like a sack of flour is a walking and talking weapon of mass destruction for her state. And Pakistan has a multitude of such nuclear missiles in all its major cities,” Fazl said, now fuming like a steam engine.

Fazl then went on to lay the blame of the Balochistan crisis, energy shortfall and the deteriorating security situation upon the “immodest women” as well.

“If you wrap up these women in sacks and keep them stored in your houses, do you think the Taliban brothers would attack Pakistan? That’s what they want, Shariah left, right and centre and women inside houses living in their sacks. And once Allah stops delivering His wrath via the Taliban the economy would automatically improve through foreign investment, which in turn would improve the energy situation. Every problem’s solution lies in taking care of the women.”

Fazl then openly requested the two Sharifs – the army chief and the prime minister – to openly declare war against Pakistani women and launch a military operation.

“Pakistan’s sovereignty and the security of the citizens are at stake. And when that’s the case the only logical approach of the state should be to launch a military operation,” concluded Fazl.

Maulana Fazlur Rehman calls for military operation against jeans-wearing women | Khabaristan Times

Is it not the one who called to help Saudis invade bare-foot Yemenis by sending Pakistani troops to Yemen? Is it not the one who called Muslims in Pakistan to cheer for Malek Salman?

It is a SATIRE piece of news but readers know who is and get the point...

its a tragedy, what he has turned into
he is well educated can speak like 3 or four languages including Arabic and English. he drinks alcohol as well and is very funny guy

 

[scythian500]

Dude, Maulana Diesel is no Salafi, he's just plain opportunist. You could buy his wife, his brother, I mean everyone he remotely values, if the price was right. Trust you me, he would sell you his soul for the right price.

He's one huge looser. He always has been. I know stories of his childhood that you'd die laughing.........

good to know... but the first time I have seen his face talking about how he will organise an army of 100k sunnis to fight bare-feet Yemenis becoz they want to destroy Mecca and Medina I knew with what kind of snake we are dealing... Saudis got disappointed to buy Pakistan to help them attack poor Yemenis then they sent the Wahhabi Imam of Mecca to Pakistan, I heard his speech there... and then immediately this Maulana's speech... It was very clear that he is promised to be paid in millions if he can manipulate innocent Pakistani Muslims to sell themselves on the basis of pure lies... He threatened Yemenis that he will equip a 100k army of Sunnis and will kill all Yemenis... he mentioned the reason: Shia Yemenis are going to destroy Mecca (ka,ba) and Medina (Shrine of Prophet Muhammad!!)... His stupidity is no secret but I was surprised how thousands of Pakistanis bought his false claims and marched claiming their readiness to attack Yemenis...

It is a very well known fact that Shia Muslims are fans of respecting Muslims by making Shrines on their graves... Shia Muslims now are defending their and other religions' shrines and sacred places from Wahhabi DAESH (ISIL) in Iraq and Syria... It is also a known fact that the only savages that announce everybody else KAFIR are Wahhabi and Salafis... They advertise it publicly that all shrines and graves must be destroyed including Mecca and Medina... they even tried once when Saud family got the power in Arabia but feared Muslims reaction and stalled their decision....

Now the funny thing is that the same Wahhabi and Salafis who want to destroy Mecca and Medina because it is SHIRK and KOFR came to Pakistan to attract the support of Pakistanis with this false claim that Shia Yemenis are going to destroy holy lands!!!

I noticed in a second when he was speaking in Al Arabiya that he is a religious scum and fraud...

 

[Hyperion]

As I mentioned earlier, he's a master opportunist!

its a tragedy, what he has turned into
he is well educated can speak like 3 or four languages including Arabic and English. he drinks alcohol as well and is very funny guy

 

[scythian500]

its a tragedy, what he has turned into
he is well educated can speak like 3 or four languages including Arabic and English. he drinks alcohol as well and is very funny guy

Does he drink Alcohol? Seriously? He learnt to speak Arabic to make Saudi Rials... English to earn few GBPs and Urdu to sell his masters' ideas to innocent illiterate Pakistanis... as literate people won't be fooled by this scum bag

 

[That Guy]

Seriously? Who votes for this guy? He's continued to show his incompetence.

 

[Irfan Baloch]

Does he drink Alcohol? Seriously? He learnt to speak Arabic to make Saudi Rials... English to earn few GBPs and Urdu to sell his masters' ideas to innocent illiterate Pakistanis... as literate people won't be fooled by this scum bag

if I am not mistaken he reads and understands Persian as well he is from the time when Persian was our elective subject and highly regarded among the learned
point was, he had the opportunity and privilege to be well educated but he follows a very narrow minded and conservative ideology despite whatever he has been exposed to

 

[Winchester]

B@stard, he should burn his beard, and live stream it for our enjoyment.

Do that and at least we'll get rid of some ignorance, perhaps not earthquakes and inflation.

Seriously? Who votes for this guy? He's continued to show his incompetence.

Bhai its satire !!!
Here is another piece from the same website
JUI-F chief visits Jim Morrison’s grave | Khabaristan Times

@Irfan Baloch the OP should have made that clear....unless he was too much of an idiot to realize that himself !

 

[That Guy]

Bhai its satire !!!
Here is another piece from the same website
JUI-F chief visits Jim Morrison’s grave | Khabaristan Times

@Irfan Baloch the OP should have made that clear....unless he was too much of an idiot to realize that himself !

I stand correct, but I will defend my claim that no one should vote for him. The man is a buffoon.