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Martians yet to retaliate after Curiosity's 100,000th laser strike

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It looks like we've got them outgunned!

NASA has revealed that Curiosity, the laser-armed, nuclear-powered space tank that's been rolling around Mars for over a year now, appears to have defeated the Martian race. If indeed it exists.

We make that leap of logic after the space agency revealed the rover's laser has now penetrated the red planet's soil more than 102,000 times.

The laser is part of an instrument called “Chem Cam” that makes use of a laser “to excite material in a pinhead-size spot on the target into a glowing, ionized gas, called plasma.”

Once Curiosity reduces another piece of Martian territory to plasma, Chem Cam “observes that spark with the telescope and analyzes the spectrum of light to identify elements in the target.”

NASA says all those laser zaps have produced more than 1,600 photos of Mars rocks, but makes no mention of whether Martians have in any way noticed or retaliated.

The Reg takes that as a sign we've got Mars on the run. Whether Martians are hiding beneath their planet's red sands planning a counter-strike, cowering in some crater lest Curiosity turn its guns on them or hibernating against the day the red planet's climate changes for the better, the lack of response surely signals Humanity's first extra-terrestrial conquest.

Keep blasting, brave Curiosity! We're all right behind you!


Martians yet to retaliate after Curiosity's 100,000th laser strike • The Register
 
Wa!!!!!


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Do not worry guys!! All the hollywood movies suggests that if an alien attack is happening, it will be in US soil particularly around White House and Lady of Liberty.. So we have plenty of time to dig a bunker and hide ourselves.. Not that we need a bunker here in South Asia, Aliens will die because of the pollution here :D
 
They may be playing smart::D


yeah.

This laser "gun" is making tiny tiny pinholes.

And every times it does so

Martians laugh and say, don't tickle please don't tickle.


Now in future if we transport real laser guns worth doing some real damage,

Those martians may respond differently.

/sarcasm off.
 
yeah.

This laser "gun" is making tiny tiny pinholes.

And every times it does so

Martians laugh and say, don't tickle please don't tickle.


Now in future if we transport real laser guns worth doing some real damage,

Those martians may respond differently.

/sarcasm off.
we are carbon based life forms,we get hurt by fire and heat (guns,bullets,bombs). What if they are some sort of things that can absorb energy from the heat of our bombs and bullets. All our weapons will be useless. We will be fuked!
 
we are carbon based life forms,we get hurt by fire and heat (guns,bullets,bombs). What if they are some sort of things that can absorb energy from the heat of our bombs and bullets. All our weapons will be useless. We will be fuked!

Please put on your thinking cap, even science fiction has it's limits.
 
About time we did something about this. Martians have been funding AIDs spreading viruses on our planet for long enough.
 
I believe in life outside our planet. So there is a possibility for what I said.

start with cell structure (least complex form) and move to more complex species.

Then ask yourself, if you can design a cell that would do what you are proposing.

Thank you
 
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