Man VS Women just for fun

[DaRk WaVe]

Men Are Like...

... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.


... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

... Curling Irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

... Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

... Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

... Parking Spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

 

[R.A.W.]

oeee hoe look at that....
thats true in 1 out 10000 cases...

yes and we all come under that "One case" emo ji.....

 

[Imran Khan]

Nah Imran bhai knows very well Jana is more cute and more nice so as emo

yes i clear that jana is my sister not ....................

 

[Imran Khan]

awww he dont cares he has some other problems

common blame when PPL lose debate from me on this topic?.just simple qes why we need a women?

 

[DaRk WaVe]

His and Hers Road Trip

HERS

1. Pulls off at wrong exit.

2. Opens window.

3. Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer.

4. Arrives at destination presently.

HIS

1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.

2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.

3. Drives an extra five miles just in case.

4. Finally rolls down window.

5. Hocks a loogie.

6. Pulls up to a 7-Eleven.

7. Gets three hot dogs, a large Slurpee and beef jerky.

8. Asks foreigner behind counter how to get back onto the highway.

9. Gets back into car.

10. Farts, after he closes the door.

11. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-Eleven. 12. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because the pimply 17-year-old 7-Eleven cashier said it was.

13. Almost hits a deer.

14. Curses the night.

15. Curses you.

16. Curses the large Slurpee.

17. Stops by the side of the road.

18 Takes a leak.

19. Still taking a leak.

20. Almost done...I think.

21. Returns to car.

22. Drives and fiddles with radio.

23. Yells at you for suggesting the map again.

24. Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway.

25. He hates your sister, ever since she called him a pernicious weasel.

26. He had to look up pernicious.

27. Couldn't find a dictionary.

28. Finally found a dictionary.

29. Couldn't spell pernicious.

30. Seethes at the memory of it all.

31. But she is laughing inside.

32. And of course you're still lost.

---------- Post added at 11:07 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:06 PM ----------

yes and we all come under that "One case" emo ji.....

what eva

 

[DaRk WaVe]

An ideal man doesn't drink, doesn't snore, doesn't watch football, doesn't argue and DOESN'T EXIST.

 

[beckham]

awww he dont cares he has some other problems

Ahem ahem....

 

[Spring Onion]

You Got a Haircut!

Women's Version:
Woman #2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman #1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman #2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman #1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman #2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman #1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Means we do more analysis and then come to conclusion

Men's Version:
Man #2: Haircut?
Man #1: Yeah

well guys dont have sharp mind to notice a haircut in the first place

 

[Imran Khan]

an ideal women better go Paradise ASAP.

 

[beckham]

Nah Imran bhai knows very well Jana is more cute and more nice so as emo

I would agree with the first part !

 

[DaRk WaVe]

I would agree with the first part !

Do u think i need some kinda NoC

 

[Imran Khan]

she make me judge now i will decide after i visit pakistan and meet both of sisters,

 

[beckham]

Helloo feminists

how about some attention in here ??

Indian Army Female Soldiers

 

[xebex]

yup thatz right.

 

[xebex]