Leave Applications

[SBD-3]

See, how people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.

Just Read It.

The Leave Applications

• Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

• This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days..

• Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..

• From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

• Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave

• An incident of a leave letter:

I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.

• A leave letter to the headmaster:

As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today

• Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

• Covering note:

I am enclosed herewith...

• Actual letter written for application of leave:

My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave.

• Letter writing:

I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.

• A candidate's job application:

This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.