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bhai khan gaib thay itney dino say koi girlfriend mil gai ya shadi ho gaiAnd I'll prefer to be DG IB
I'll put in my application for the post of ambassador to Pakistan.
Ab 10 crore kahan sey laon ga election larney key liye? :-(
Ye merey khilaf sajish ho rahi hyNever.
You're on ISI payroll.
Disqualified for listening to Katy Perry songs.
Kis omar mein ja kar mazay ley rahey hoI have many shades I blend in well in any environment ........... mohally k logo say pocho wo kehay gy bara shareef bacha (jab tak tha bacha may) hy ......... dosto say pocho wo kehay gy bohat kamina hy .......... susral waly mayri sadgi pay mar mitay thay ........ molvi sahib mujay dekh kay samjay gay iss say ziyada mutaqi koi nai ho skta .....
Tum sab badnami say darty ho ......... aur mujay issay yo chair k maza ata hy.
Naa Girlfriend mili na shadi hoi bass roswai hoibhai khan gaib thay itney dino say koi girlfriend mil gai ya shadi ho gai
u guys making fun of me cz am Gay ...
I AM SAD ab mujh se koi baat na kare
Kis omar mein ja kar mazay ley rahey ho
Boss to barey rangeen mizaj nikleyYou talk too much ........... I proposed the most suitable role for you but you denied.
Here another adventurous role for you ......... you will be air dropped in TTP's areas at night, your job is to access their HQ, gain their trust and leak their information to us .......... you will be exploiting them big time and they will keep you happy and satisfied. Again win win .........
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttt ........... o bai inta budha b nai hua ho may ubi. I can still pull up two or three push ups.
kyu bhai esa kya kar diaNaa Girlfriend mili na shadi hoi bass roswai hoi
mujhay to pehlay malom tha boss bohat hi koi pohachi hoi cheez hain light na lo inhay
Rathar khwari hoikyu bhai esa kya kar dia
Tension not biskot kha pepsi pi aur chill marNaa Girlfriend mili na shadi hoi bass roswai hoi
Seriously Thuanoo kenj pata chala kah mai chaa nai peendahTension not biskot kha pepsi pi aur chill mar
bhai kisi shadi shuda ko girlfriend kay banaey kay chakar main to nahi par gaye thay yeah socthey hoey kay chalo kuch crazy kartey hainRathar khwari hoi