Kashmiri youth throng BSF centre for jobs

[KRAIT]

tageting dudoods? how will be dudoos looking like pelting stones in lakes targeting other dudoos

Now you are concerned about daddoos in India rather than humans in Pakistan.

Misplace priority much.

 

[Ayush]

Yaaar my Phopo (Dad's Sister) went to Delhi a few years ago when the relations between Pakistan & India were good & she said that she saw a man selling Bhel Purri as a hawker on the streets & suddenly comes a cow therein & it starts urinating & what that man does is that he cups his hands to collect as much of the Urine as he could....sprinkles it all over himself & the remainder on the Bhel Purri he was selling......Phopo kiii tou wahaan hiii Bhel Purrii kiii plate gir gaiii aur aaaj 5-6 saaal ho gaiii hain unhunnn nei Lahore mein bhiii kabhii Bhel Purii nahin khaiiii !

so,indian proxy war is working.

 

[Huda]

Yaaar my Phopo (Dad's Sister) went to Delhi a few years ago when the relations between Pakistan & India were good & she said that she saw a man selling Bhel Purri as a hawker on the streets & suddenly comes a cow therein & it starts urinating & what that man does is that he cups his hands to collect as much of the Urine as he could....sprinkles it all over himself & the remainder on the Bhel Purri he was selling......Phopo kiii tou wahaan hiii Bhel Purrii kiii plate gir gaiii aur aaaj 5-6 saaal ho gaiii hain unhunnn nei Lahore mein bhiii kabhii Bhel Purii nahin khaiiii !

Eee!!! yuk jbhi islam may mana hai

 

[Armstrong]

Sory @Armstrong ji.

Aaj class ke baad mera dil mein kuch maayoosi cchaayi hai.

Miyan wohhh dil mein nahiin peiittt mein thaaa aur uss ka naaam 'Constipation' hotaa haiii !

Eee!!! yuk jbhi islam may mana hai

Kiyaa Bhel Puriii manaa haiiii ?

Oh jeee Lahore ka Chatkharaa bunnnd ho jaiii gaaa aisaa Fatwa na leiii anaaaa !

 

[Ayush]

Sory @Armstrong ji.

Aaj class ke baad mera dil mein kuch maayoosi cchaayi hai.

Nahi nahi, not personal bhai. Bas thoda careful rahne ka aurat ya ladki se baat karte waqt. Nahi to embarrasment. I anyways am a big goofball with girls in real life.

P.S. Sory @Spring Onion ji.

haan yaar,careful to rehna hota hai.

anyways,kaun si class yaar??

 

[Armstrong]

Now you are concerned about daddoos in India rather than humans in Pakistan.

Misplace priority much.

Yaar tujhe sei eik honest to god sawal poochaa thaaa ?

You said something about your Mum's health not being so good & so you're moving back or something.....how is she ?

 

[doppelganger]

Miyan wohhh dil mein nahiin peiittt mein thaaa aur uss ka naaam 'Constipation' hotaa haiii !

No yaar. There is this really pretty girl who I thought was giving me hints. Last whole week she has been giving cold vibes. Wahan bhi maine kuch bakwaas ki hogi.

haan yaar,careful to rehna hota hai.

anyways,kaun si class yaar??

Bhai mai BBA kar raha hun. Also into event management part time.

 

[Huda]

Miyan wohhh dil mein nahiin peiittt mein thaaa aur uss ka naaam 'Constipation' hotaa haiii !



Kiyaa Bhel Puriii manaa haiiii ?

Oh jeee Lahore ka Chatkharaa bunnnd ho jaiii gaaa aisaa Fatwa na leiii anaaaa !

Bhel puri mana nhi nhi hai but non muslim k sath ya unka khana mana hai

 

[ZYXW]

No i live in Azad kashmir which is a Part Of Pakistan...

Azad Kashmir is not constitutionally a part of Pakistan. It is only occupied by Pakistan. Clearly if you were truly from there you would know that and Azad Kashmiris may like Pakistan but never enough to join it.

 

[doppelganger]

Bhel puri mana nhi nhi hai but non muslim k sath ya unka khana mana hai

Are you for real man?

 

[Armstrong]

No yaar. There is this really pretty girl who I thought was giving me hints. Last whole week she has been giving cold vibes. Wahan bhi maine kuch bakwaas ki hogi.

Jiii mein tou experienced insaaan nahin hunnn....ammii mujhee bakreii kiii tarhaan zibah kar deiin giii if she gets a whiff of me courting a girl !

Aaap @Jade @Contrarian @PlanetWarrior aur @Hyperion seh pocheiiin - These gentlemen would be able to better guide you as to what to do !

Bhel puri mana nhi nhi hai but non muslim k sath ya unka khana mana hai

Phir touu aadhaa departmental store jalaaa deiteiii haiinnn !

Bibi...yeh kidhar se Islam lei kar aa rahii hooo...aisaaa kuch nahin hotaaa if its Halal !

 

[INDIC]

Fiteiii Muunnhhh !

Punjabi is the language of the Gods !

Touuu Bengali haii naaa ?

Main Bengali nahi hoon.

 

[doppelganger]

Bhai no courting shourting. Just friendship. I think she is giving attitude.

 

[Armstrong]

Azad Kashmir is not constitutionally a part of Pakistan. It is only occupied by Pakistan. Clearly if you were truly from there you would know that and Azad Kashmiris may like Pakistan but never enough to join it.

Betaa tuuu buccchhh mujhee see....I'll have you drowned in a cauldron full of Nihari !

 

[Ayush]

Are you for real man?

again,she is a women.