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[Indischer]

@Indischer @levina

We Indians have had Mallu jokes, Sardar jokes. People shouldn't get too bent out of shape over this i think.

The typical Sardar jokes celebrate their lack of intelligence. As if that's any better than jokes on skin colour. When I was still a child, I had seriously believed that all Sardas are 'buddhus' , going by such jokes!

 

[vivINDIAN]

yes...mysore nalli trafic police kaata innu jasti eega....zeebra cross mele missagi gaadi nilsidre saku photo hodkonbdtare...mane ge notice...

 

[Chronos]

The typical Sardar jokes celebrate their lack of intelligence. As if that's any better than jokes on skin colour. When I was still a child, I had seriously believed that all Sardas are 'buddhus' , going by such jokes!

What processor does a Mallu have in his PC?
A Pendium

What does a Mallu do to run for elections in Hongkong?
Change his name from Thankachan to Than Ka Chan.

What does a Mallu do to run for elections in England?
Change his name from Vaideswaran to Vaides Waran.

What will a mallu reply when asked "Are there any mosquitoes in your house?
Plendy

What will a mallu reply when asked "Are there any mosquitoes in your house?
Plendy

Why did the Malayalee crossed the road?
Simbly.

Where did the malayalee study?
In the kollage.

What did the Malayalee do when the plane caught fire?
He JEMBED out of the VINDOW...

Why did he go to Rome?
To hear POPE music..

Why did the Malayalee cross the road?
To join the union on the other side.

What does a Malayalee do when he has to stand for election in Delhi?
He changes his name. Madhavan to M A DHAWAN.

What does a Malayalee do to stand for elections in New York?
He changes his name. Karunakaran to KEVIN CURREN

What would you call a Mallu martial arts expert?
A MalayaLEE

Why does a Malayalee go to a temple?
Zimply to Bray.

How does a baby mallu cry?
"visa visa visa visa . . ."

Why did the Malayalee buy an air ticket?
To go to DUBAIH ..simbly to meet his UNGLE and AUNDY in GELF.

Who was Bruce Lee's best friend in Malayasia?
Malaya LEE

How does a malayalee spell Malayalam?
YAMM - YAY - YELL - YAY - WHY - YAY - YELL -YUMM.

What did the Mallu scientist do on reaching the moon?
He tested the soil if it was fit to plant tapioca.

Why do Mallus wear Mundu?
Because in the Monsoon flood the mundu can be tucked upwards as the water rises.

 

[Indischer]

yes...mysore nalli trafic police kaata innu jasti eega....zeebra cross mele missagi gaadi nilsidre saku photo hodkonbdtare...mane ge notice...

@vivINDIAN Nan last time Mysoreig hodaga Chamundi bettak hogidde, to have a good view in the dark. Suddenly, 7 ghantege ibru Mamagalu bandu odisbitru allinda, saying we're not supposed to stay there after dark anta.

eega alli 7 ghante mele yaar sikkdru hakkond baarstaarante, nijana?

 

[vivINDIAN]

Yenidu Guruve?! Nam Siddaramannana band mele aagiro changegala ivu atwa munche ne maadiddra? Ond reetili olledu. Nammowrella swalpa traffic and lane discipline kalitaare. Adre inta rulegalu bandashtu nam Mamagulge Jackpot!

ella Siddaramannana barak munchene shuru aagithu,eeg on swalpa strict aagide...
eega corruption kadime maadbeeku anta traffic police ge digicam kotbitiddare,eega helment hakilla andru nilsalla just ond photo hodkotare manege notice kalistare....nan ondu notice ge wait maadta iddini

 

[Indischer]

ella Siddaramannana barak munchene shuru aagithu,eeg on swalpa strict aagide...
eega corruption kadime maadbeeku anta traffic police ge digicam kotbitiddare,eega helment hakilla andru nilsalla just ond photo hodkotare manege notice kalistare....nan ondu notice ge wait maadta iddini

Keli santosha aitu (Police bagge, nimge sigbekiro notice bagge alla)

 

[vivINDIAN]

Keli santosha aitu (Police bagge, nimge sigbekiro notice bagge alla)

sari Indischer naan nam ajje manege hogbeeku...naneega oodokke anta namma ajje manele irodu...nam maneli distractions jaasti exams hattira barta ide bye..sigona

 

[Indischer]

sari Indischer naan nam ajje manege hogbeeku...naneega oodokke anta namma ajje manele irodu...nam maneli distractions jaasti exams hattira barta ide bye..sigona

Okies Viv! See you soon. Yaav exams hatra bartide kano?

 

[shrivatsa]

yes...mysore nalli trafic police kaata innu jasti eega....zeebra cross mele missagi gaadi nilsidre saku photo hodkonbdtare...mane ge notice...

adu nijaane naanu matte nann frend drc inda night bartaa sikk haakondidvi adu 1 gantege.

 

[malgudi]

Yappa! Nam mamagalu tumba chigurkondbutavre. Swalpa husharag irbeku antaitu inmele.

MamagaLu full high tech guru iga..Drunk n Drive checking alli breath analyzer 30 cross aaithu andre automatic aagi blackberry inda receipt generate agbidatte. And once it is generated you *have* to go see a magistrate who then will decide on the fine amount

The only way to avoid seeing the magistrate is to confess pay upfront before using the breath analyzer

 

[Indischer]

MamagaLu full high tech guru iga..Drunk n Drive checking alli breath analyzer 30 cross aaithu andre automatic aagi blackberry inda receipt generate agbidatte. And once it is generated you *have* to go see a magistrate who then will decide on the fine amount

The only way to avoid seeing the magistrate is to confess pay upfront before using the breath analyzer

GandHaikla golu dine dine jaasti aagta ide. I previously had a few bookings due to exceeding the speed limits. Darn those speed guns!

Nam metro rail kelsa ellivargu bandide? Have they finished any more lines?

 

[malgudi]

GandHaikla golu dine dine jaasti aagta ide. I previously had a few bookings due to exceeding the speed limits. Darn those speed guns!

Nam metro rail kelsa ellivargu bandide? Have they finished any more lines?

Yavdu illa. Bari ade kelsak barde iro MG road to Byappanahalli line ashte But phase 1 ella lines will be open in few months. But then again they are telling that for past 1.5 years!

Aadre phase 2 lines project approval sikkide. It will connect all major IT corridors of sarjapur, whitefiled hebbal etc. IMO, on road traffic kammi aagbeku andre Phase2 complete aagbeku...for which the expected deadline is 2017! (We can assume around 2020)

 

[Indischer]

Yavdu illa. Bari ade kelsak barde iro MG road to Byappanahalli line ashte But phase 1 ella lines will be open in few months. But then again they are telling that for past 1.5 years!

Aadre phase 2 lines project approval sikkide. It will connect all major IT corridors of sarjapur, whitefiled hebbal etc. IMO, on road traffic kammi aagbeku andre Phase2 complete aagbeku...for which the expected deadline is 2017! (We can assume around 2020)

Thu! Metro Katro badlu Metro Hattro aadhang ide.

And howdu, phase 2 complete aadaga maatra it will be of any use to lessen road traffic. Phase 3 du kooda plans ide alla? Nam mommakla kaalakkaaru mugsdre olledittu.

It's funny, he is a Hindutva-Waadi and a feminist.

He expressed his views in Kerala Corner, and he said why it's always the Women that have to make compromises in marriage?

I haven't figured him out yet.

Does Periyar ring a bell?

 

[Chronos]

O.K. guys I am off to sleep

 

[JanjaWeed]

@Indischer @kseeker @Ravi Nair Good to see you guys keeping this thread going. Sorry... been really busy with work for past couple of days.. couldn't join you guys! will be active soon here!