Joke

[Xeric]

Who all agree with this....??

 

[IceCold]

THINKING OUT OF THE BOX ​

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!


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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built.


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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands. (Good one)


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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! An elephant with one hand.


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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.


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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.


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Q. What looks like half apple ?

A : The other half.


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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A : Lunch and Dinner.


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Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

A : It caused a revolution.


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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A : Liquid


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ONE EXTRA SHOT


Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.


Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."


"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.


"What comes first, Day or Night?"


The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"


"How" the interviewer asked,


"Sorry Sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"


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[Goodperson]

A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works if you spend 12.99 Dollars for the video, your dog is smarter than you. – Jay Leno

 

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[Blossom]

Sardar jee called airport enquiry and asked: how long does it take from Mumbai to London

The lady on the phone replied: Just a sec sir

Sardar jee said thankyou very much and hung up

 

[Blossom]

now this joke is from movie salam-e-Ishq,i hope a bid bnch knows it but i want to remind you all what hiten said to Jiya,

Hiten: jiya! you know i love you right?,per main tumse shaadi nahi ker sakta,i can't do it
dekho shaadi hui tou mujhe koi takleef nahi hogi lakin baby tum barbaad ho jao gi........tum....moti ho jao gi...her aurat ho jati hai..apni maa ko dekho

aur phir main her waqt chillata rahoon ga, main pagal ho jaon ga,kya tum yeh chahti ho?...apney ****(dad) ko dekho

 

[Imran Khan]

from were you bring these kind of jokes mam.oh moty hony se shadi na kerna acha hai mery khyal main

 

[Imran Khan]

2 bar 12 bagana koi asan kam nhi sirf pakistan main hota hai

 

[RescueRanger]

LOL... Thanks Imran

 

[RescueRanger]

Here is one from Last years Kurbani:

For those who dont know that is the Rawalpindi Highway leading to Choor Bazzar and then onto Daewoo Adda, this Bail (Bull) belonged to the guy with the camera and apparently it broke its line and ran away as they purchased it from the Mandi (the video follows their rather laim attempt to capture it)...

Disclaimer: Some strong language in this clip (Sorry that's pindiwals for you)

 

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[thorosius]

This one's a little ... dirty I think but not much. Check this out!

A guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and
sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.

He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it.

He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?"

Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the
money."

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up.
"What are the three tests?"

"Pay first, those are the rules." says the bartender. So the man
gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.

"OK," the bartender says. "Here's what you need to do:

First, you have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila, the
whole thing, all at once... and you can't make a face while doing it.

Second, there's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth.
You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.

Third, there's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never reached a
climax during intercourse. You've gotta make things right for her."

The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot. I
won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila,
and then do those other things..."

Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is."

As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he
asks, "Wherez zat tequila?"

He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a big slurp.
Tears start streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face.

Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon
the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on outside.

They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull
yelping and then silence.

Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back
into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all over
his body.

Now," he says, "where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"

 

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