Pakistan: We just arrested an Indian spy.
Indian media: You have no proof that he was Indian spy.
Pakistan: He is a former Indian navy officer.
Indian media: No he isn't.
Pakistan: ...
Indian media: Ok maybe he is. But now he is just an ordinary businessman. Stop making conspiracy theories.
Pakistan: We picked him up from waters near Balochistan, "coincidentally" one of the most disturbed regions of Pakistan.
Indian media: He got lost at sea.
Pakistan: HE WAS TRAVELLING WITH FAKE DOCUMENTS.
Indian media: Lies. Pak made it up.
Kulbashan: Ok shut up both of you, yeah I worked for RAW and sponsored terrorism in Pakistan.
#YOLO
Indian media: SHUT UP KULBASHAN. Let the grown ups handle this.
Indian media: Listen Pak, for the last time, Kulbashan is innocent, and India has nothing to do with him being in Pak.
Pakistan: Ok we are done with this shit we will hang him for illegally crossing the border with forged documents.
Indian media: NOOO Our brave jawan is being hanged by **** terrorists.