'I Will Take Back Kashmir, All of It,' Says Bilawal Bhutto

[rockstarIN]

Rahul of Pakistan. Happy about him.

 

[Soumitra]

Pakistani version of Rahul Gandhi. haha

Bilawal Bhutto to undertake summer internship in Congress
Published on April 9, 2012by Pagal Patrakar

Islamabad, Pakistan. Bilawal Zardari Bhutto, the 23-year-old son of Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari, has been mighty impressed with his first ever tour to India, where he got to stand behind the Pakistani President and the Indian Prime Minister.

Sources say that Bilawal could soon come back to India to join an internship program with Congress, the ruling political party of India. His personal guide will be Rahul Gandhi.

“Bilawal had a chat with Rahul Gandhi during the lunch hosted by Manmohan Singh and he was very impressed with Rahul’s knowledge,” a Pakistani source told Faking News on conditions ofhilarity anonymity.


Bilawal Bhutto, standing behind two men, who apparently lead their respective nations.

Bilawal believes that there was a lot of similarity between Congress and his own party – Pakistan Peoples Party – and the internship could help him a great deal in becoming a matured politician.

“Both parties claim to follow center-left policy, both are accused of massive corruption by their respective political opponents, and political fortunes of both more or less revolve around a family,” an expert pointed out.

“With a government that is apparently afraid of the army, Bilawal could feel very much at home,” the expert added.

While refusing to say anything on record, Congress leaders have claimed that the development proved that Rahul Gandhi had matured as a politician.

“Those days are over when Rahul Gandhi himself was undergoing internship under Digvijay Singh,” a Congress leader said, “This clearly proves that he’s ready to lead the nation.”

Bilawal had earlier tweeted “much to learn from each other” after his lunch with Rahul Gandhi and Manmohan Singh, but nobody knew that he was thinking about internship.

“But what will he learn? Will he go back and grow a beard? Will he have dinner with a poor Muhazir family? Or will he go back and tear apart Imran Khan’s speech copy?” an expert wondered.

Bilawal Bhutto to undertake summer internship in Congress | Faking News

 

[RKO]

LOL

dude, get a gf, maybe u will feel better?

Tryin. .. last time I got close.. bt whole thing got fcked up when I asked if she is a virgin. .

 

[Jaanbaz]

Indians ignore her. She be trippin.

 

[Jf Thunder]

Tryin. .. last time I got close.. bt whole thing got fcked up when I asked if she is a virgin. .

and why did you ask that?

 

[Cheetah786]

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His granddad was elected cause he was going to eliminate poverty 100%.roti kapra ur makan. His dad was elected cause of the sympathy vote.

His words or only meant for the dumbest voters on the planet.any body voting zardari back into power should be shot and to make sure first bullet didn't finish the job they should be shoot agin.

 

[RKO]

and why did you ask that?

Well... jst wanted to know.. thought she would answer like women in Hollywood movies! !! bt she slapped me n said luv cant stay wher ther is no trust. ....

 

[Al Bhatti]

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His granddad was elected cause he was going to eliminate poverty 100%.roti kapra ur makan.

His words or only meant for the dumbest voters on the planet.any body voting zardari back into pakistan should be shot.

Including all those politicians who got chance again and again to serve the nation but failed to serve.

 

[blood]

two main qualifications needed to become the prime minister of pakistan

1. SHOULD BELONG TO A RICH , INFLUENTIAL FEUDAL FAMILY
2. SHOULD BE READY TO FIGHT FOR KASHMIR

 

[Al Bhatti]

can he get a Masters and a PHD degree first which will be a lot easier and does not involve as much money.

 

[Jf Thunder]

Well... jst wanted to know.. thought she would answer like women in Hollywood movies! !! bt she slapped me n said luv cant stay wher ther is no trust. ....

OMG, wow, do you still have the slap mark? oh and watch less movies

 

[Al Bhatti]

To the Indians who wish him good luck please take him along with other politicans, we will even pay for their one way travel expenses.

 

[RKO]

OMG, wow, do you still have the slap mark? oh and watch less movies

No... never met her though (ego) have u seen FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS... thought of something like that

 

[Jaat Rock]

To the Indians who wish him good luck please take him along with other politicans, we will even pay for their one way travel expenses.

No we will not take him because you guys were not ready to take Rahul Gandhi
Finally you guys got your own

 

[Jf Thunder]

No... never met her though (ego) have u seen FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS... thought of something like that

no