Hakan Coming Out

[TheNoob]

This was glorious!

 

[xenon54 out]

Lol, shocked for a second, trolling mod only in PDF.

 

[usernameless]

...this is so gay.

Was kinda shocked too at first glance...

 

[-SINAN-]

Hakan Coming Out
I am writing you all this letter because I have something very important to tell you and I want to get this out right. Just so you do not get worried everything is alright. I am more than alright. For the first time in a long time I am truly happy. You guys have all been really kind to me and we have had good experiences together. What I want to tell you is that I am heterosexual.

In case of this post not being %100 troll post....

Did you had doubts about being heterosexual ?

 

[rmi5]

Hakan Coming Out​

I am writing you all this letter because I have something very important to tell you and I want to get this out right. Just so you do not get worried everything is alright. I am more than alright. For the first time in a long time I am truly happy. You guys have all been really kind to me and we have had good experiences together. What I want to tell you is that I am heterosexual.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
@asena_great

 

[pursuit of happiness]

Hakan Coming Out​

I am writing you all this letter because I have something very important to tell you and I want to get this out right. Just so you do not get worried everything is alright. I am more than alright. For the first time in a long time I am truly happy. You guys have all been really kind to me and we have had good experiences together. What I want to tell you is that I am heterosexual.

 

[Kompromat]

Surely a chick magnet high on weekend hash can do this, wait till monday...he'll be like wtf, im gonna delete this thread.

 

[Dubious]

You alright bro?

Did someone on the forum hit on you repeatedly?

 

[xenon54 out]

Surely a chick magnet high on weekend hash can do this, wait till monday...he'll be like wtf, im gonna delete this thread.

@Hakan is conservative, i even think he is Fetullah Gülen personally.

Did someone on the forum hit on you repeatedly?

I would understand if it was @Armstrong since the poor guy is being mocked the whole time but Hakan?

 

[Jf Thunder]

whats heterosexual?

 

[Serpentine]

Dear @Hakan, thanks for clarification, because I had some doubts about your orientation. Btw, I think Apple CEO will not be happy with this.

Apple's Cook: 'I'm proud to be gay'| Reuters

 

[Kompromat]

@Hakan is conservative, i even think he is Fetullah Gülen personally.

I would understand if it was @Armstrong since the poor guy is being mocked the whole time but Hakan?

I can already imagine brother @Hakan waking boozed up on monday morning in his underpants, hungover with hash lying on this table looking at this thread and going like...wtf was i thinking.

 

[Hakan]

You alright bro?

Did someone on the forum hit on you repeatedly?

Dear @Hakan, thanks for clarification, because I had some doubts about your orientation. Btw, I think Apple CEO will not be happy with this.

Apple's Cook: 'I'm proud to be gay'| Reuters

@Hakan ,i must say you are one of the bravest persons i have ever encountered,coming out like that.
Hats of to you!
Does this mean you are openly looking for a girlfriend now?

I can already imagine brother @Hakan waking boozed up on monday morning in his underpants, hungover with hash lying on this table looking at this thread and going like...wtf was i thinking.

Im a clean muslim guy.

In case of this post not being %100 troll post....

Did you had doubts about being heterosexual ?

No doubts, I swear.

Surely a chick magnet high on weekend hash can do this, wait till monday...he'll be like wtf, im gonna delete this thread.

@Hakan is conservative, i even think he is Fetullah Gülen personally.



I would understand if it was @Armstrong since the poor guy is being mocked the whole time but Hakan?

Gulen cemaat? Cmon man.

whats heterosexual?

It means that I am attracted to the opposite sex. In my case women.

 

[Azizam]

I see that you had doubts earlier for a long time as this part says:

For the first time in a long time I am truly happy.

 

[Dubious]

In my case women.

Ahh that cleared the air further....

Not Awkward at all