Funniest Jokes Ever!!!!!!!!

[DesiGuy]

During an International conference, three scientists, an American, a German, and an Indian, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine.

The American said "In Washington,there was a baby boy born without arms so we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he's grown up and became an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medalist !"

The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have achieved.Back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so weattached a pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time Olympics arathon gold medalist !"

The Indian interjected " Is that all you have achieved , just gold medalists? In Patna, Bihar we had a baby boy born without a HEAD ! We attached a COCONUT and called him Laloo and he has grown up and now he is the Chief Minister of Bihar !"

 

[lamayuru]

Q: Why is Pakistan just like the United States?
A: In the United States you can't buy anything for Pakistani Rupees and in
Pakistan you can't either, while in the U.S. you can get whatever
you want for dollars, just as you can in Pakistan.

 

[Patriot]

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
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Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.
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Sardar:My wife ran away with my best friend.
Sardar:To tell you the truth, I really miss him.

 

[DesiGuy]

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.
Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth.
The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going.
"A million dollars", he answered, "because I wish to donate it to M.I.T."
The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question.
He asked for two million dollars. "I wish to give a million to my family, he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."
The last applicant was a Indian politician (Lallu Yadav).
When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."
"Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked.
The IndianPolitician replied, $1 million is for you, I'll keep $1million, and we'll give the American engineer $1million and send him to Mars."