Pak issues with AF on the Torkham border
Afghan and Indian Trained terrorist can't cross into Pakistan. Afghans get upset and start to fire and kill Pakistani border guards and one of our major, we retaliate, and that's our fault.
Pak issues with Iran on the Iranian border
Again Indian and Afghan nexus at work, 98% of the insurgency in Baluchistan is financed by India and Afghanistan they get their training in Afghan government run Camps. our military have been fighting insurgency fanned by India with the help of Afghans for years. Again somehow that's Pakistan fault because.
Indian Spy gets caught in Pakistan that was supplying and training terrorist in Baluchistan. The fact he was operating out of Afghanistan means nothing.
All of sudden Pakistani, Iranian border is a hotspot guess who benefits, India and Afghanistan, not Pakistan.
This is my all time fav.
Three guys, a Canadian farmer, Afghan and an American engineer are working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Afghan was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Americans can come into our precious state."
Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's e! ye, there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out, it's virtually impenetrable."
The American engineer says, "Fill it with water." Pooooof!